non-fiction prose.

also...
I couldn't be more tired of this, so stop it. ok?

I could talk about some really profound and important things that are going on in my life right now, but instead I'm going to tell you this ( Read more... )

I've said it about 57840580453047 billion times, but I think I mean it this time. I'm done. I'm fairly certain after an earlier conversation today that I've been barking up the wrong tree anyway. and now, I'm spent trying to 'go with the flow and see what happens ( Read more... )

a friend just dropped off a present...

and it's porn...

and I'm very happy about it

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today, the kids (at the daycare where I work) dressed up as crayons and we took them trick-or-treating. maybe one day I'll get pictures up. you'll pretend not to care, but you'll die over how fucking adorable these kindergarteners are (I've fallen into the sick habit of referring to them as "my babies". if I can like a kid that much, you know it ( Read more... )

just for the record, I do NOT like having to censor myself on my own damn LJ.

and just for the record, over a month of sleeping in my bed is long enough to take me out.

another one for the record, it won't happen again.

still on the record, anything you put zero effort into is something you deserve zero result from (and this time, by you I do ( Read more... )

you're about to find yourself out of luck and alone, quite soon. you're running out of time and I'm running out of patience ( Read more... )

it was going to be a lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely day ( Read more... )

fuck you too.

so I had a great weekend ( Read more... )