Considering I hardly write about myself here, it's funny that I'd ask you to do so. But this was a neat idea, copped from Natalie, and I'm entirely curious, so here it be:
You do understand how hard it is to resist being as crude as possible here don't you? You have a nice... you make me... good lordy.
Dear Leilah,
You have a nice laugh . You make me crazy during our debates. You should get out of Toronto, it sucks. Someday I will actually come and visit. You + me = WrestleMania! If I saw you now I'd ask you what the hell you were doing in Owen Sound. I would build a Radek Bonk monument just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Fitter, Happier, More Productive.
You have a nice voice for broadcasting. You make me remember the importance of following your bliss. You should get yer ass down here so you can collect your long-overdue birthday present! Someday I will watch you on a national network and smile. You + me = fervent debates that miraculously end without us totally hating each other. If I saw you now I'd give you a hug, cuz I can't remember when I last saw ya. I would build an Avril Lavigne blow-up doll just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Break Down the Walls.
Love, leilah
(P.S. your kah-razy road trip to Detroit is the stuff of awesomeness.)
You have a nice tattoo. You make me use MSN. You should come to my country. Someday I will send you bootlegs. You + me = RH nerds. If I saw you now I'd listen to new RH songs with you. I would build a bootleg list just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Four Minute Warning.
You have a nice way with a webcam. You make me remember there are delightful folks who share my passions in this world. You should resurrect the Debated Lyrics Archive. Someday I will make you and Jana a proper poutine, and we will have a massive geekout listening session. You + me = we(RH) get(RH) it(RH). If I saw you now I'd jump up and down and possibly squeal. I would build a giant Marmite sammich just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be every lyrical version of Follow Me Around there is.
You have a nice hair. You make me want to write in your livejoutnal. You should go to bed at more normal times. Someday I will come see you in toronto. You + me = wolfenden's brides. If I saw you now I'd show you all my europe photos, and bore you to tears. I would build a radiohead shrine just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "Paranoid Android" (i like it).
Love, Amy (P.S.If you make Shawn a blow up doll, it probably should be Scarlett Johannson, as he wants to do her more.) :P
You have a nice way of looking at the world. You make me realise it's possible to be truly 'the whole package'. You should conquer Asia after you finish dazzling Europe. Someday I will host you and Mullin in Toronto, and we'll have a great time. You + me = shutterbugs, and I'll love seeing all your Europe pics. If I saw you now I'd take your photo. I would build a Chunnel from Rotterdam to Owen Sound just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Rhythm Nation (while doing the dance routine, wearing all black and baseball caps).
Love, leilah
(P.S. I know he's hotter for ScarJo, but making fun of him for AvLav is more fun ;))
You have a nice way of putting things. You make me think about life in a way I never normally would. You should be able to have a car :). Someday I will give you a lock of Tom York's hair. You + me = always a good time. If I saw you now I'd hug you for getting me Radiohead tickets. I would build a mix CD just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Hell Yes.
You have a nice way of appreciating things about me that I usually take for granted. You make me want to try to make things like vegan crêpes. You should spell Thom Yorke's name properly (hee, but still dig that you mentioned him). Someday I will stop being the Grammar Police--wait, no, I won't :) You + me = Bo De Duyen devotees. If I saw you now I'd drag you there and pig out. I would build a photo slide archive, so you don't have to do it, just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be a 15-minute-long Dead Disco.
Love, leilah
(P.S. getting to see Franz Ferdinand was an awesomeness I won't forget.)
You have a nice collection of Radiohead bootlegs. You make me want to cheer profusely for the Leafs :-P You should invite me down to your "new" place and maybe attend a ballgame. Someday I will quit smoking for you! (Or someone else!) You + me = Sarnia roadtrip!!! (You have no idea how hard it was for me not put in a Prince lyric from Gett Off in here.) If I saw you now I'd say "'Sup?". I would build a concert hall with Thom York in a glass case just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Walk or One Of A Kind, complete with "points to self" gestures.
You have a nice wit and way with the words when you want to. You make me want to spit fire when we talk hockey. You should quit smoking!!! Someday I will check out the Giant Tiger in Bradford, I hear it's huge and awesome. You + me = spontaneous haiku exchange. If I saw you now I'd wonder if we were going to see Kevin Smith. I would build an iron lung just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be U2's Dreaming with Tears in My Eyes.
Love, leilah
(P.S. I don't care how much you protest it or proclaim the Bruins as your first hockey love, you ARE a Leafs fan, through and through. Biznitch.)
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Dear Leilah,
You have a nice laugh . You make me crazy during our debates. You should get out of Toronto, it sucks. Someday I will actually come and visit. You + me = WrestleMania! If I saw you now I'd ask you what the hell you were doing in Owen Sound. I would build a Radek Bonk monument just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Fitter, Happier, More Productive.
Love,
Shawn
(P.S. your recent costume was hawt.)
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You have a nice voice for broadcasting. You make me remember the importance of following your bliss. You should get yer ass down here so you can collect your long-overdue birthday present! Someday I will watch you on a national network and smile. You + me = fervent debates that miraculously end without us totally hating each other. If I saw you now I'd give you a hug, cuz I can't remember when I last saw ya. I would build an Avril Lavigne blow-up doll just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Break Down the Walls.
Love,
leilah
(P.S. your kah-razy road trip to Detroit is the stuff of awesomeness.)
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You have a nice tattoo. You make me use MSN. You should come to my country. Someday I will send you bootlegs. You + me = RH nerds. If I saw you now I'd listen to new RH songs with you. I would build a bootleg list just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Four Minute Warning.
Love,
Neverwashaway
(P.S. i don't watch Ice Hockey.)
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You have a nice way with a webcam. You make me remember there are delightful folks who share my passions in this world. You should resurrect the Debated Lyrics Archive. Someday I will make you and Jana a proper poutine, and we will have a massive geekout listening session. You + me = we(RH) get(RH) it(RH). If I saw you now I'd jump up and down and possibly squeal. I would build a giant Marmite sammich just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be every lyrical version of Follow Me Around there is.
Love,
luckyme
(P.S. I wish we could geekout more often!)
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You have a nice hair. You make me want to write in your livejoutnal. You should go to bed at more normal times. Someday I will come see you in toronto. You + me = wolfenden's brides. If I saw you now I'd show you all my europe photos, and bore you to tears. I would build a radiohead shrine just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "Paranoid Android" (i like it).
Love,
Amy
(P.S.If you make Shawn a blow up doll, it probably should be Scarlett Johannson, as he wants to do her more.) :P
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You have a nice way of looking at the world. You make me realise it's possible to be truly 'the whole package'. You should conquer Asia after you finish dazzling Europe. Someday I will host you and Mullin in Toronto, and we'll have a great time. You + me = shutterbugs, and I'll love seeing all your Europe pics. If I saw you now I'd take your photo. I would build a Chunnel from Rotterdam to Owen Sound just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Rhythm Nation (while doing the dance routine, wearing all black and baseball caps).
Love,
leilah
(P.S. I know he's hotter for ScarJo, but making fun of him for AvLav is more fun ;))
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You have a nice way of putting things. You make me think about life in a way I never normally would. You should be able to have a car :). Someday I will give you a lock of Tom York's hair. You + me = always a good time. If I saw you now I'd hug you for getting me Radiohead tickets. I would build a mix CD just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Hell Yes.
Love,
Ryan
(P.S. Don't worry, they'll take it next year.)
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You have a nice way of appreciating things about me that I usually take for granted. You make me want to try to make things like vegan crêpes. You should spell Thom Yorke's name properly (hee, but still dig that you mentioned him). Someday I will stop being the Grammar Police--wait, no, I won't :) You + me = Bo De Duyen devotees. If I saw you now I'd drag you there and pig out. I would build a photo slide archive, so you don't have to do it, just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be a 15-minute-long Dead Disco.
Love,
leilah
(P.S. getting to see Franz Ferdinand was an awesomeness I won't forget.)
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You have a nice collection of Radiohead bootlegs. You make me want to cheer profusely for the Leafs :-P You should invite me down to your "new" place and maybe attend a ballgame. Someday I will quit smoking for you! (Or someone else!) You + me = Sarnia roadtrip!!! (You have no idea how hard it was for me not put in a Prince lyric from Gett Off in here.) If I saw you now I'd say "'Sup?". I would build a concert hall with Thom York in a glass case just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Walk or One Of A Kind, complete with "points to self" gestures.
Love,
Paul
(P.S. Those are my initials! Awesome!)
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You have a nice wit and way with the words when you want to. You make me want to spit fire when we talk hockey. You should quit smoking!!! Someday I will check out the Giant Tiger in Bradford, I hear it's huge and awesome. You + me = spontaneous haiku exchange. If I saw you now I'd wonder if we were going to see Kevin Smith. I would build an iron lung just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be U2's Dreaming with Tears in My Eyes.
Love,
leilah
(P.S. I don't care how much you protest it or proclaim the Bruins as your first hockey love, you ARE a Leafs fan, through and through. Biznitch.)
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