Chainsaw calligraphy.

I'll be southern, but I won't be white trash. Tom Collins, please. Just call me The Colonel.

There are hundreds of cops with their lights on at every exit of 75 from Naples to ftm. What is going on??

So who's in my entourage for tonight? Downtown Cape, JZ spinning Jay-Z...takers?

Playing in the main room at TBL tonight. Who wants to be my +1?

2L2Q!

Ever have a one-hour conversation that spawned half a notebook worth of ideas immediately afterward? I must say, I choose mentors well.

Tennis elbow? I got Whomp wrist!

Getting ready for Mixtape with James and The Red

Damnit. How many times do I end up sorting through tracks, only to realize it's 5am? The laptop is keeping me warm though.