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[justicereigns]

New bounties will be out soon. That means more paperwork to deal with.

Great.

On the brighter side, I'm sure there'll be a lot of disappointed pirates out there, which warms my shrivelled heart.

Comments

[doubleppk]

You're in a surprisingly good mood. :D

Bounty day got you excited?

[justicereigns]

I hope that was sarcasm.

[doubleppk]

What do you think?

[justicereigns]

I think I'll never understand women.

[inyourf_ace]

Is mine new and AWESOME?

[justicereigns]

Find out for yourself.

[inyourf_ace]

You're no fun.

[justicereigns]

Yours got upped. I'm not saying how much.

[flashstopper]

Disappointed, huh?

[justicereigns]

I can only hope.

[flashstopper]

I hope you Marines don't disappoint me.

[justicereigns]

I can't speak for all Marienes, but I can assure you that I never disappoint.

[tapdancinskelly]

I wonder if my bounty finally got upped due to the rate of inflation. Yohohoho!

[justicereigns]

55,000,000 beri, actually. Idiots.

[tapdancinskelly]

Really? How interesting. Must have been because I asked the daughters of one too many rulers if I could see their panties. YOHOHOHO!!

[justicereigns]

Right. Nothing to do with being a pirate, then.

[onewithwild]

What's a bounty?

[justicereigns]

When a non-Government worker hands a wanted criminal over to the Marines, or kills one, they gain a certain amount of money as payment. The money's called a bounty.

[onewithwild]

Ahh. Now I get it about those weird posters. Well, I guess humans are weird like that.

[justicereigns]

How the hell is it 'weird'?