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[burning_guitar]

Achtung! My guitar is burning! Who is responsible for this?!

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[dark_gumshoe]

Society, Pal.

[burning_guitar]

But all the teenybopper fans adore me, ja? Why would they try to ignite me with something other than their desires?!

[overlordkarma]

*Overlord Karma's laughter can be heard in the distance, despite being sent to another dimension by Krissi several days ago*

[law_bringer]

O...oh! Sorry, that might have been me.

[burning_guitar]

Ach! Do you know how much this guitar costs?! It was a special gift specially made in Borginia - I demand a replacement!

Or at the very least, for you to put the fire out. It's been perpetually burning since my concert and defying the laws of science...

[princess_gavin]

It was not me.

[burning_guitar]

B-bruder?! Is that you? Why are you in a dress?!

[princess_gavin]

B-Bruder?

I am a Princess...

But you do look like my little brother, but... I am his older sister. And you are not the little prince I grew up with....

I do believe this is a case of mistaken identity.

[burning_guitar]

Very funny, Kristoph. I know that's you. Now take off that silly thing before someone sees you. Does Herr Forehead know you've been cross dressing?

[its_not_grey]

...whatever is a guitar doing in the courtroom anyway?

[burning_guitar]

I like to rock as I roll during prosecution. Makes things less stiff, ja?

[smilesedgeworth]

Whoever did it is naughty. There's a legal term for when someone sets something on fire on purpose, but it's got a bad word in it I'm not allowed to say.