*touches down*

[phoenix_lander]

Shh! Don't tell NASA! I never wanted to be a space probe... I wanted to be a defense attorney. Now they've finally given up on me, I can finally live the dream.

Sure, I found water on Mars, but can I find the contradictions in the witness's testimony?

Comments

[phoneix_wright]

Best of luck to you!

[phoenix_lander]

Likewise! We attorneys-combined-with-communication-devices ought to stick together.

Not, like, with magnets or anything. Just in social terms.

[phoneix_wright]

I never thought of myself that way...You're right though!

Don't magnets...erase digital memory of something?

[princess_gavin]

......?

What is this machine in the courtroom?

[phoenix_lander]

Hold on, hold on... I can do this... how did it go again?... oh yeah...

[phoenix_lander]

OBJECTION!

Ma'am (...right?), I'm... uh... I'm not just a machine! I'm a robotic spacecraft designed for advanced research! With my powerful sensors and onboard analysers, I think I'd make a great lawyer!

[princess_gavin]

OBJECTION!

.......If you are a research machine, why don't you become a detective?