*grumble*

[justdraco]

I don't like sharing a bed, and I especially don't like waking up with a bloke all snuggled up to me with his hands in inappropriate places.

This whole shemale thing Pansy's got going better get taken care of today. It's causing all sorts of confusing and uncomfortable feelings disturbing.

And Goyle, I could hear you breathing like an elephant

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[thatslythgirl]

So sorry about all the groping, love. I can't help it, even in my sleep it just comes naturally to me.

You weren't complaining about it last night.

[ohharry]

You slept with Pansy?

[rujealousyet]

And you care because?

[ohharry]

I don't! I just, well, it's Pansy. She--He--It could be contagious.

[justdraco]

And I'm so very glad you're concerned for my safety.

Seriously, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[notthatdumb]

Pardon me, but I was not breathing like an elephant by your bedcurtains. Well, pehaps only slightly.

I'm hurt and offended that you would think I'd be spying on you again.

And oh dear lord, that was Pansy?

I'm both aroused and stimulated shocked and disgusted by that repugnant act. Pro dedecus, Draco. For shame.