stolen from Lindsay who stole it from Kim who likely stole it from someone else

[justcruisin]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about

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[speedhumps]

remember the time we had a picnic at the park toward the end of a really nice summer and then went canoeing on the river all afternoon but then it turned out that there was some ugly monster in the water that shot up into the boat and tried to bite your leg off but i poked it in the eye with your fork that you were eating with during the picnic and it left and i called the ambulance which took you to the hospital. so basically summary: we were having a pretty chill summer afternoon until you started to get eaten by a water monster and then i saved your life.

[anonymous]

Remember your final RO watch, when I was standing throttleman and conn rang up flank. Like a dumbass I spun the throttles wide open and SUR pegged, and then you shimmed OUT and we had to sit through a six hour critique? That was a good time, wasn't it?

Walker

[racheld]

remember when we worked together n we never fought. we always got a long so well. i swear john u were the most polite n caring person i ever met. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i dont think its gets more fictional then that. hope ur doing well. thats for real

short and sweet

[princesskel37]

remember that time we made homemade porn on your roof and everyone was watching.. man that was hott.. ur so hung ;)

<3 kell <3

Re: short and sweet

[justcruisin]

if we combined Kel's and Rachel's we might get close to the truth, creepy.

Re: short and sweet

[racheld]

oh goodness. who knows what to say to that. lol

[hellspalehorse]

man, that shit is gay. i lost a little respect for you cuz you posted that.

anything crazy and fucked up probably DID happen.

hey, now that i got that chicago number and everything, i have no desire to ever really talk to her again even though her dropping out like i suggested makes talking practical since she lives much closer now... typical of me. i thought you would laugh at that.

[hellspalehorse]

posting*

too distracted by the huge fight tonight to use proper english

[justcruisin]

I lost a little respect for you for giving a shit that much about a retardedass thing like this.