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[justapuff]

Neville, I don't suppose you could possibly do something about certain friends of yours who like to insult me for existing? Getting them to simply ignore me would be an improvement.

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[mischief_x2]

Do either of you need our ... expertise?

[justapuff]

No. Neville would just be unhappy if I ever tried to get back at them. Besides, it wouldn't work, anyway.

[mischief_x2]

Oh... well, if you insist, Justin. Just know that we can give you our ... Hufflepuff Discount.

[lady_padma]

So...they're still insulting you constantly?

[justapuff]

Yes. Parvati spent a good ten minutes insulting me instead of just telling me she didn't know where Neville was the other day, and Lavender... I can't even begin to detail how many different names Lavender's called me.

[lady_padma]

..Oh. I should probably feel worse about this.

Sorry to hear that.

[justapuff]

Padma, please... Can't we be friends again? I miss talking to you, and these one-line conversations just aren't the same.

[nox_neville]

Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, girls gotta speak their minds. I really don't know how to get them to stop (or at least to cut back quite a bit), no matter how much I wish they would.

[justapuff]

Whatever happened to girls being sweet and demure?

[nox_neville]

It was all a ruse, my dear. All a ruse.