First attracted by the fact it had more food from more places than GrubHub, I became an Uber Eats enthusiast because you can watch your courier get so very lost on the little map and call them back when they start to reverse down your street.

How Not to Have Sex with a Woman Whilst Eating Includes protractor instructions! Because America's esteemed Vice President needs some help.

Walking out to your car Sunday morning, you notice underwear in the middle of the street.

Do you
A. Snicker
B. Discreetly check under your pants to see whether they might be yours?

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• my requirements for sleeping at night:is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don't put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day's events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won't overheat? are ( Read more... )

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Wow, the title of this post sounded a lot less dirty inside my head.

So, Sammi volunteered for lap time today YAY. Rodney was off eating or drinking or harassing birds outside the bedroom window, which is fair because they started it. He came into the living room right before Sammi noticed same birds moving to the balcony and bolted, but she was ( Read more... )

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[Spoiler (click to open)]Or, old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.

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