I am NOT a Doomsday Prepper

Dec 31, 2012 22:05

More of a "FEMA should be here (checks watch) any minute" prepper. Still, having a wishlist on amazon.com entitled "Storm Preparedness" which is in part based on a nutbar survivalist's Listmania could cast doubt on my So Not A Nutbar cred.

Bought today:
Hand crank flashlight/radio/phone charger
Water bulb (one fills it up on severe weather warning before the utilities go out)

I next have my eye on:
Generator
Cat emergency kit (yeah, yeah, priorities; WTFevah, they're pissed it wasn't in the first round of purchase)
Solar oven (I will admit to a "wow neato" factor here)

Where da food at, you ask? Why, a 2x72 hour supply is already available to me in the emergency kit (no link because the product apparently no longer exists on amazon) purchased during preparedness month. :D Plus mylar blankets, two dust masks and a first aid kit. I do have my eye on a one-person fanny pack version for the car, though. The food bars are 100% last resort by which we mean maybe eat worms first, of course. Before consumption, the unbroken food blocks feel as though they could reasonably be used as defensive weaponry.

(edited to remove link as a little too much of my real life information still shows)

i am lame, conspicuous consumption, preparedness, product pimpin'

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