Yesterday, when I was pissed off, I would have posted the entire version of this account. Today, after a good night's sleep, I'll post a quick summation
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1. Buy two cans of Franco-American Where's Waldo Spaghettios with Sliced Franks. 2. Eat Spaghettios (may take two sittings). 2. Wash out cans reasonably well and poke holes in the bottom. 4. Change second 2 to 3. 5. Steal the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota. 6. Get hernia (caused by trying to pick up twine ball) fixed. 7. Unravel twine. 8. Get second twine-related hernia fixed. 9. Put rubber band around your wrist to remind you to not try to pick that fucking thing up. 10. Connect twine to each can.
Voila! Super cheap conversation!
Other than that, virtually all cellular companies suck.
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1. Buy two cans of Franco-American Where's Waldo Spaghettios with Sliced Franks.
2. Eat Spaghettios (may take two sittings).
2. Wash out cans reasonably well and poke holes in the bottom.
4. Change second 2 to 3.
5. Steal the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
6. Get hernia (caused by trying to pick up twine ball) fixed.
7. Unravel twine.
8. Get second twine-related hernia fixed.
9. Put rubber band around your wrist to remind you to not try to pick that fucking thing up.
10. Connect twine to each can.
Voila! Super cheap conversation!
Other than that, virtually all cellular companies suck.
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