[open though mostly aimed at Buffy and Angelverse muses]
So the interesting discovery of the week is that there are, in fact, vampires. But thankfully--or perhaps unfortunately, as I'm sure it would've been very pretty--they do not sparkle in the sun like tiny diamonds.
I also doubt that they all look like Billy Idol and I sincerely hope they do not all crunch up crisps in their coffee cup of blood, but that's neither here nor there.