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[what_its_not]

Well, the show's officially open and the gala was a huge success. Plus? The show's only been open two days, and already I have scandal. First, I'm apparently married to my good friend Salvatore (we were on the red carpet together and it seems the night before we were wed in some secret quickie ceremony...Elvis may even have been present), and second? It seems Tommy and I are sleeping together.

Which would be odd, seeing as how I married my best friend. No matter...we're sold out through the month, so I'm not complaining. Thank you, trash tabloids.