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You know, I don't really appreciate that someone (my guess two someones) sang "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" to my daughter, who already seems to think the big guy is a serial axe murderer who's going to come slice her throat.

Now she won't sleep in her own bed, and she hides in the closet so that Santa can't see her.

..if you think about it, if you're scared of Santa, that's a pretty frightening song.