borrowed from onikins who can have it back now!
1. Do you like it rough or sensual?
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2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
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3. How often do you like to have sex?
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4. Is sex a top priority for you?
Having sex, or being a sex? I mean, I like being a woman.
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
...
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sex with a complete stranger?
*stares* Excuse me? You are assuming I get drunk, right?
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
How should I?
8. How many one night stands have you had?
...I knew I shouldn't have tried to take this meme.
9. What's your favorite position?
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10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
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11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
I can hope it will be love, can't I? *sigh*
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
I did see some stuff on youtube! But I bet that doesn't count...
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
I'd ask which deed, but I already know.
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
...
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
I enjoy kissing
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
...
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
...
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
Technically speaking, unless the male penis is overlarge, a females' vaginal opening can expand to... oh. Never mind.
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
I AM NOT ANSWERING THIS ONE
20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
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21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
...
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
Occasionally I indulge in the release of certain tensions but that is really my business and ... oh yes, sorry.
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
...
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
*big eyes* No thanks.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
...
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
*whispers* Two guys would be interesting, don't you think? FORGET IT FORGET I SAID IT
27. Have you ever done porn?
...
28. Have you ever had sex for money?
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29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
NO!
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
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31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
...
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
...
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
...
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
...
35. Could you live without sex?
Yes actually. I have a lot of things I'm currently working on, and with my schedule I - never mind.
36. How often do you find sex boring?
Nevermind.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
...
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
...
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
...
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
No
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
no.
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
no
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
no
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
no
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
No. This is getting boring.
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
I'd like to say bondage, and things like that but...
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
no
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
*Stares* NO
49. What's your biggest turn on?
...
50. Do you spit or swallow?
...
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
There was that time I was really stressed out during midterms...
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
NO
53. Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?
...
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
...
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Hand held shower massage = girls best friend
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
...
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
...
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
Oh I KNEW I shouldn't have taken this meme!
59. Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
Mmmaybe?
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
...
61. How old is "too young" to have sex in your opinion?
Before the body and mind have finished developing. Gods, that sounds like forever.
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
I prefer to be clothed in public thank you very much.
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
...
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
...
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
... That does it. No more of these stupid tests. I know I have something better to do.
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
...
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
No
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
No
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
I prefer to sleep alone, actually
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
It's the size that... you know what? I'm just not up for giving explanations today
71. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
... not yet. NO I mean NO.
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
Of course not
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
...
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
He was married. And I was too busy studying. So it doesn't really matter does it?
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2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
...
3. How often do you like to have sex?
...
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
Having sex, or being a sex? I mean, I like being a woman.
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
...
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sex with a complete stranger?
*stares* Excuse me? You are assuming I get drunk, right?
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
How should I?
8. How many one night stands have you had?
...I knew I shouldn't have tried to take this meme.
9. What's your favorite position?
...
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
...
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
I can hope it will be love, can't I? *sigh*
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
I did see some stuff on youtube! But I bet that doesn't count...
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
I'd ask which deed, but I already know.
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
...
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
I enjoy kissing
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
...
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
...
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
Technically speaking, unless the male penis is overlarge, a females' vaginal opening can expand to... oh. Never mind.
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
I AM NOT ANSWERING THIS ONE
20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
...
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
...
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
Occasionally I indulge in the release of certain tensions but that is really my business and ... oh yes, sorry.
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
...
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
*big eyes* No thanks.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
...
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
*whispers* Two guys would be interesting, don't you think? FORGET IT FORGET I SAID IT
27. Have you ever done porn?
...
28. Have you ever had sex for money?
...
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
NO!
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
...
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
...
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
...
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
...
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
...
35. Could you live without sex?
Yes actually. I have a lot of things I'm currently working on, and with my schedule I - never mind.
36. How often do you find sex boring?
Nevermind.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
...
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
...
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
...
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
No
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
no.
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
no
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
no
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
no
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
No. This is getting boring.
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
I'd like to say bondage, and things like that but...
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
no
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
*Stares* NO
49. What's your biggest turn on?
...
50. Do you spit or swallow?
...
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
There was that time I was really stressed out during midterms...
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
NO
53. Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?
...
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
...
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Hand held shower massage = girls best friend
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
...
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
...
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
Oh I KNEW I shouldn't have taken this meme!
59. Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
Mmmaybe?
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
...
61. How old is "too young" to have sex in your opinion?
Before the body and mind have finished developing. Gods, that sounds like forever.
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
I prefer to be clothed in public thank you very much.
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
...
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
...
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
... That does it. No more of these stupid tests. I know I have something better to do.
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
...
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
No
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
No
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
I prefer to sleep alone, actually
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
It's the size that... you know what? I'm just not up for giving explanations today
71. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
... not yet. NO I mean NO.
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
Of course not
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
...
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
He was married. And I was too busy studying. So it doesn't really matter does it?