You're a phony celebrity, a flash in the pan . . . matey

[jurisfiction16]

The following conversation occurred while Phil watched Chicago for the first time:
Phil: If I ever get hanged, would you save me? Or better yet, call Orlando Bloom. He'll know what to do.

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[bunyipflip]

And I believe the next line was "Maybe he'd kill us an Ollyphant on the way."

[jurisfiction16]

Yeah, and I ignored it because that part wasn't as funny. OOooooOOOoooOO SNAP! It's 'oliphant,' by the way.
I'm looking forward to you coming over hyah to sleep, my looooooove.

[leia131]

Oh God, what are you two doing alone up there while I'm away and unable to defend my bed?