SPAM!

[jurious]

You know, browsing my SPAM folder is becoming something of a laugh everyday. I look for something a bit different and original every time I scan through the myriads of messages (which I have to do, because Yahoo! filters are unreliable and I sometimes get "proper" emails sent there), and occasionally something really worth my while pops up. I want

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[angelofsnow]

That's some elite spam if it know's you're a Star Wars fan so the sender is Darth Maul. All my spam believes I'm a man interested in penis enlargement.

[agguss]

I'm waiting for the day I get an email from Captain Barbossa... or better still, Geoffrey Rush.
LOL :DD

Poor one-legged birdy :/

[desibarbossa]

Apologies for the incomplete post earlier *rolls eyes* It's been a long day :P

Anywho . . .

http://blog.outer-court.com/spam/

I have no idea if this thing actually spams 4 million random people as it claims, but it's fun nonetheless. Apologies to anyone who receives this concoction :P

Fill in the blanks as follows -

Product Name: Steel Balls of Doom

Product is for what: pirates

Product is against what: internet trolls

Your Name: Hector Barbossa

Click create. Sit back and laugh. Enjoy.

Hope the birdie feels better soon though!