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[junk_robot]

todays i set on a [porch) and watched the little squirrels scrambles
around the tree./.. these guys seem to have processOr
malfunction...... . . rubycon likes to set in the window aNd watch
them play...>. he also makes these weird chirpy noises..... . whats
wrong with you i say. . .he say "cheep cheEp" blurp

Comments

[anthonydavis]

the squirrels here at my school seem to be desensitized to humans cause you can walk right up to them without them speeding away.. should i be wary? after all, they might not be squirrels (if you get my drift...) or are squirrel bodies too small to be comandeered for, ahem, 'russian' use?

[junk_robot]

beep! anthonydavis robotic microkgb load"*",8! be careful they wilL steal your circuits> ands make a robot out of you. . . ..

[anthonydavis]

noted. let me know if testing is necessary.. i might be able to capture one without alerting the rest of them.. im not sure. do you have any idea how the enemy communicates? i mean, we don't want all of them aware if one is captured.

[junk_robot]

they do haves a alert systems. . ./ they have a battery powered brain modems . .> running at 500 baud .bleep. . to make brain modem malfunction . .connects pin 1 to pin 12 on it's external interface with jumper wire. . .ffffFt . .. be carefuls . >blurp

[campy]

i'm glad to see you're back, junk robot!

tell the squirrels i say hello!

~e.

[junk_robot]

rubycon was rolling around in the yards playing squirrel. . . he says he wants be one.. i says / rubycon bzzzzzzt, did you check your polarity todays? - he says load"*",8 !!!! i think tHat squirrel is KGB.. time to hide blurp

stay out of the line of squirrels, junk robot!

[campy]

damn squirrels!
remember when they didn't spy on you?
those were the DAYS.

i mean, seriously . . . last week, i caught a squirrel trying to copy my french homework.
*shakes her head*
ridiculous.

~e.

[spacemummy]

Hrm, I would be careful around those squirrels, junk_robot, you never know who they might be working for. On the hand, it is good to hear from you again. I was hoping you were not rusting away somewhere.

[junk_robot]

oh spacemummy i have been rusting ... i was in need a cap job. . .now i am in tippy toP shapes... . i am storing voltages as we speak . ./ load"$",8? i saw one of your mummy brethren dressed up fancy here.,
he lives on the bottom of the :page
http://www.rainbowrandom.net/

[spacemummy]

That is all brilliant stuff. Thanks for enticing me with promises of mummies only to find even niftier things.

[junk_robot]

i didn't want the kgb.. to see. .. so i disguised it has a secret mummy message .. .peter b's website makes my belly hungry .. beep

[roses_rejoice]

psst there's robot porn in the found_objects community