[action]

[junesbrand]

Okay.

[Rustling branches and aggravated swearing as Yosuke works his way through the brush. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. His grumblings are loud, but not directed at anyone in particular.]

Someone better have a DAMN GOOD REASON for taking my clothes and leaving me in some forest

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[truthatjunes]

[Souji happened to be walking nearby, probably headed to the store to pick up groceries or something. idk.

of course, he hasn't yet noticed you, Yosuke. Ready to give him the shock of his life?]

[junesbrand]

[With pleasure.

Yosuke freezes as he hears someone else walking around. His kidnapper? Let's find out..]

What did you want with my clothes, you freak..

[Wait. That.. looks an awful lot like..]

S-SOUJI?

[truthatjunes]

Hm?

[He whips around to face the direction of the voice, having been called. What he saw he certainly never expected.

...No, seriouly. No one ever expects to see their bffl half-naked in a forest.]

...Yosuke...?

[junesbrand]

[Oh god he's tripping over himself with relief he found someone he knows out here in the forest thank you god
Ah. He actually did trip. Stupid forest.]

Oh man, I'm so glad to see you, you have no idea. I have had the worst day.

[voice]

[junesbrand]

[FREEZE. He'd been lugging the book around since he woke up with it, and it looked decent enough to maybe use as a weapon or shield or something against his kidnapper.. But--]

Did you just talk?

[voice]

[junesbrand]

[fair enough.]

Okay then. You're a talking book.

Voice

[ahappylie]

....what is a cell?

Voice

[junesbrand]

[Just.. staring at the book now. The book is talking. He must have gone insane.]

It's nothing a book could use..
Haha, I'm talking to a book. I've lost my mind.

Voice

[ahappylie]

I'm not a book. I'm a person.

...

Oh~ Right. You're new?

Voice

[junesbrand]

New?

[bigbluehat]

Well I suppose we'll begin with the basics.

[junesbrand]

[is this guy for real?]

Uh, thanks. I love reading after being kidnapped and robbed. Really.

[bigbluehat]

If you don't, you'll be kidnapped, robbed, and confused. I think you should take your time and peruse the guide.

[Voice]

[arrogant_mage]

The clothes thief gets everyone here.

Find a river, head upstream. You'll find a village, you're clothes are there.

[Voice]

[junesbrand]

D-did he SELL my clothes?!

[Voice]

[arrogant_mage]

More like a general drop off point. Money doesn't exist here, if you had any, it's long gone.

So did anyone send you the guide yet? That thing explains a lot about how weird this place is, the fact that you're stuck here, etc.