The Villain Academy- Chapter Eleven: Memory Block

[junebug_13]

Hi, everyone!

Angry shippers are very very scary people. For this reason I am hiding out in an undisclosed location until this all blows over. God, I should have learnt not to anger shippers, seeing the damage Harry/Hermione shippers have made when JK Rowling dared to pair up different characters!

Anyway, here's Chapter Eleven of "The Villain

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[imxplosion]

THAT'S IT. I'M LOADING THE WEAPONS INTO THE JET AS MY SISTER TYPES THIS FOR ME.

[imxplosion]

PLUS YOU HAVE SUNKEN ON OF MY SHIPS, AND NAO I'M GONNA SINK ONE OF YOURS.

(OKAY, SO MEBBE I'M NOT GOING TO DESTROY ONE OF MY COUPLES, BUT I'M GOING TO DO BAD THINGS WITH SOLEIL AND PYXIS THAT NO ONE IS GONNA LIKE. THIS WILL CAUSE PEOPLE TO JOIN MY MOB AND DESTROY YOU.)

[junebug_13]

LOL I SUNK YOUR SHIP SO HARD, THE TITANIC WENT "OSNAP THAT'S BAD."
YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVEEEEEE!! *scurries away*
~June

[imxplosion]

OH YEAH, WELL BE PREPARED FOR BAD THINGS. BAD THINGS IN THE FORM OF THE HOLLINTERS BEING ABUSED. AND YOUR SIMSELF IS NOT SAFE.

*CHASES AFTER WITH HUNTING CATS EQUIPPED WITH AUTOMATIC RIFLES*

[junebug_13]

THAT'S A PITY, YOU AND LENNON HAD ONLY JUST FALLEN IN LOVE TODAY...OH WELL, HE'S LUSTING AFTER SIMJUNE'S DAUGHTER VIOLA AND HER SHORT SKIRT ANYWAY. 'TIS A PITY SIMHEATHER WANTED TO GO STEADY, TOOZ.
~June

[maenad36]

Nuuuuu!

Dear Rune,
I officially hate you. I can't believe I ever liked you. Unless, of course, you turn out to be pretending to be a double agent but you're actually a good guy and therefore a quadruple agent O.o If so, I might consider letting you and your writer live. If not, you might consider sleeping with one eye open.
Hate,
Mae

PS- June: this be teh awesomeness. Hurry and post more.

[imxplosion]

READY TO JOIN TEH MOB NAO?

[maenad36]

Most definitely. Let me collect my weapons, meet you at June's doorstep. We might even get to see her Santa hatted skeleton!

[imxplosion]

EXCELLENT. YOU'LL KNOW WHICH HOUSE IT IS WHEN YOU SEE THE LARGE TURBO-POWERED JET OUTSIDE.

YES! THEN WE CAN STEAL IT AND USE IT AS RANSOM...HEHEHE.

[kyra_master701]

OKAY.
RUNE.
I WILL SAY THIS ONE TIME AND ONE TIME ONLY.
YOU BETTER BE LIKE SNAPE OR THERE WILL BE SERIOUS REPERCUSSIONS FOR YOU AND YOUR WRITER.
FOR ONE, ME BRINGING AT LEAST TWO DIFFERENT SWORDS AND A COUPLE LIGHTSABERS TO TEH MOB FORMING OUTSIDE JUNE'S HOUSE.

PLEASE TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION
I WANT TO LIKE YOU AS A CHARACTER, I REALLY DO, BUT YOU CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO LIVE WITH THE WAY YOU HAVE BEEN ACTING.

[junebug_13]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RUNE'S A GODDAMN HONEST TO GOODNESS EBIL REVENGE PLOTTING MANIPULATIVE BASTARD AND VILLAIN! HE TOYS WITH EMOTIONS! HE ARE A GOOD CHARACTER! GEESUS, PEOPLE, IT'S THE VILLAIN ACADEMY, NOT THE COMPLYING-TO-YOUR-SHIPPING ACADEMY!!
HE'S A GOOD CHARACTER AND HE'S STILL AWESOME SO STFU. I AM AMAZED THAT NO ONE IS CURIOUS ABOUT TORI'S PLOTTY BLOCKED MEMORIES. *sulk*
~June

[kyra_master701]

HE IS BUT TORI/RUNE FOREVER
OH? WHAT PLOTTY MEMORIES? I WAS TOO BUSY PROCESSING HOW TO HANDLE THIS DHAMPYR WHO I REFUSE TO WRITE THE NAME OF.

[junebug_13]

MY GOD, DID YOU *READ* THE CHAPTER OR DID YOUR BRAIN JUST DIE WHEN RUNE DISILLUSIONED TORI?!!
~June

[julessims]

Noooooo!

I'm curious about the plotty blocked memory thing. Very, very curious.

Still though, you better be prepared for my pitchforks and sharks with fricking laser beams. Oh, yes.

[imxplosion]

SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASER BEAMS!

HEHEHEHEHEHE