Something was definitely wrong. The night was cool and quiet, and my delinquent senses were tingling like a tongue on a 9-Volt Battery. I wasn't sure How or when, But I knew that somewhere, somehow, in some way, something bad was going down, and I was supposed to stop it.
I decided to check out the Museum. In every detective movie it was the museum being infiltrated by some mysterious mastermind, so chances are, someone was trying to steal something fancy. I looked around, but the place was as empty as a hobo's pocket.... A specific Hobo in fact.
One Gintoki Sakata came to mind as I walked, thinking up new analogies to use in my monologues, and upon discovering a Weekly Jump magazine on the ground, I knew exactly what was going down.
Someone as poor and out of work as him would stoop to anything to get some easy cash, But today, the cash wasn't going to be very easy at all.... it would be... hard...
Just as I had suspected, where there is jump, there is Gintoki, and as usual, he tried to use his man voice to try and frighten away the law. Though it was intimidating to a certain extent, it wouldn't be enough to deter me from my goal of taking him down.
Yeah! This is a top of the line honor student activity! We can't let you steal whatever it is you may be here to steal!!
Little did any perpetrators know, but me, in my great ninja wisdom (and the fact Elizabeth made her announcement completely publicly), determined someone would take the...whatever it was. A ruby? Some fancy ruby.
...Aaaactually, I thought about taking it, but changed my mind. I was supposed to be the LAW. So, after playing with the ruby a bit and checking it out, I laid a bunch of traps out around the treasure. Smoke traps, fire traps, slip traps--if you can think of a type of trap, I laid it out.
It was actually a big pain for me to get out afterwards.
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I decided to check out the Museum. In every detective movie it was the museum being infiltrated by some mysterious mastermind, so chances are, someone was trying to steal something fancy. I looked around, but the place was as empty as a hobo's pocket.... A specific Hobo in fact.
One Gintoki Sakata came to mind as I walked, thinking up new analogies to use in my monologues, and upon discovering a Weekly Jump magazine on the ground, I knew exactly what was going down.
Someone as poor and out of work as him would stoop to anything to get some easy cash, But today, the cash wasn't going to be very easy at all.... it would be... hard...
Damn, I need more analogies!
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SHI-- WHA-- OY. GET OUT OF HERE, I'M BREAKING THE LAW. said Ninja Gin-san in a husky, manly voice.
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Don't you think breaking the law is a tad rude and honor-student-ish?
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Yeah! This is a top of the line honor student activity! We can't let you steal whatever it is you may be here to steal!!
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...Aaaactually, I thought about taking it, but changed my mind. I was supposed to be the LAW. So, after playing with the ruby a bit and checking it out, I laid a bunch of traps out around the treasure. Smoke traps, fire traps, slip traps--if you can think of a type of trap, I laid it out.
It was actually a big pain for me to get out afterwards.
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