Pairing: Kris/Xiumin
Rating: NC-17
Word count: +6k
Summary: Minseok and Kris have awkward, shy crushes on each other. Jongdae and Chanyeol are too nosy for anyone's liking.
Notes: three years later and i'm finally hitting y'all with a sequel *confetti* don't get used to this

Previously: Park 'Pussy Smasher' Chanyeol

match maker;( Read more... )

( It's been two weeks... )

Pairing: Lay/Chen
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jongdae has always been needy, but never been needed. Yixing, who hails from a totally different world, helps Jongdae see his own in a new light.
Warning: Xenophilia
Notes: so this was based off a request from someone (i'm sorry i forgot your username!) and you basically wanted sexual relations between ( Read more... )

Title: I Could F*ck You All The Time
Pairing: Kai/girl!Zitao
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Unprotected sex, genderbent member
Summary: Zitao hates being late for class, but she doesn’t necessarily mind the reason why.
Notes: follow my twitter/tumblr @vipjuly to get updates on the fly! i’m on tumblr way more than twitter, so if you ever want to contact me ( Read more... )

Title: Officer, Please
Pairing: Chanyeol/Chen
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: super blasphemous. like, seriously. I am not kidding.
Summary: Chanyeol learns how to get out of a parking ticket.
Notes: wow where has my cynical satire been hiding?? hello old friend i have missed you

officer, please;( Chanyeol likes to think of something as a good, old-fashioned, law-abiding citizen. )

Title: The Way We Are
Pairing: Chanyeol/Kai
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3.2k
Warnings: hints of d/s, choking, angst
Summary: Chanyeol and Jongin have an arrangement.
notes: i hit a wall in my wip’s so i just opened a blank document, put on some music and typed away deedle-doo

the way we are;( Chanyeol is sober every time he shows up to Jongin's apartment... )

Title: Golden Dreams
Pairing: Kris/Xiumin
Rating: PG-13 (violence)
Word Count: 8.6k
Summary: Minseok is selected to participate in a competition that will decide whether or not he can serve in the royal guard. With the help of his father’s bow, and a little guidance from an unexpected ally, he learns that dreams never die.
Notes: i’ve never??? ( Read more... )

Title: Do You?
Pairing: Kris/Kai
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8.7k
Warnings: Incest. This goes from 0-60 really fucking fast
Summary: An old flame decides to ring up celebrity model Yifan and let him know that, well, he’s a father. Said kid is about to stay with him for three months. Yifan doesn’t know the first thing about parenting. All things ( Read more... )

( Part two. )

Title: Lucky
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun, side Zitao/Sehun
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 14.5k
Summary: All good things in life come with a price. Like, for instance, sanity.
Warnings: A lot of the phrase ‘this is gay’, if that offends you, don’t read
Notes: can u tell i’m flushing out my wip folder????? 2 years later n i still have an unhealthy obsession ( Read more... )