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[july_july_july]

But first, the Olympics.

1) Michael Phelps needs to let me have his baby.  No, seriously.  No, seriously.  With his little swim knicker-thingies barely hugging his beautiful, rugged hip bones.  *shivers*

2) I'm just grateful we took home the silver in Women's Team Gymnastics.  I don't even have it in me to be pissed about the whole thing because we

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[noirbabalon]

who is this Phelp's person? :-) and don't you think there would be some kind of q by now???

Enjoy Greenland, don't fall into any mudpools and I forget now whether it's Iceland or Greenland for the Great Cod Caper for Niccolo...but then it was 10 years ago and I am getting old and forgetful ...

take care...

[july_july_july]

I'm sure there is a q of considerable length. But I am undaunted. His CHEST woman. Did you see his CHEST?

[saberivojo]

I live in Baltimore, so Phelps has been a staple here forever. The boy is amazing. Amazing athlete. He is a good son and brother and a gracious young man but lately, all I see is chest and that "V" just above his speedo.

*sigh*

If you have not seen this, take a look.

http://www.nbcolympics.com/swimming/photos/galleryid=156776.html

[july_july_july]

Here's another one!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/olympics/2008/08/can_anyone_spoil_phelps_pool_p.html

[kimmer1227]

Enjoy Greenland. I hear it's nice there.

Phelps? That dude's got fish DNA or something. If I was his competition, I'd want biological proof that he's human.

[july_july_july]

I just posted this above, but I thought it was kind of cool in a biological kind of way:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/olympics/2008/08/can_anyone_spoil_phelps_pool_p.html

*sigh*

[kimonkey7]

Dude, they have coffee in Greenland, right?

Oh, man...you wrote summergen fic? *hides in shame* Of course you did. And it's spectacular, isn't it. ISN'T IT!

Enjoy your Viking vacation. Eat lots of salted fish. :)

[july_july_july]

They fucking better have coffee in Greenland. It wouldn't surprise me if they didn't, though, since the entire non-Starbucks ruled world seems out to get me.

As for my summergen...er...not my best work, if I may be so bold. I have to write at least one story in Greenland to avoid bringing shame down upon my father's house.

Salted fish? Bitch, please. That's bush league. I'm going to be offered WHALE BLUBBER. As in Free Willy subcutaneous fat.

[kimonkey7]

Mmm, whale blubber. Absolutely delicious when stirred into a can of Spaghetti-os.

I've given up hoping my summergen will ever post. What's the schedule? I had mine in before the deadline...days before. Like, when they were saying they only had thirteen stories turned in. I have such ANXIETY. Like, I just wanted UP and OVER WITH, you know? Because, yeah...because I'm stupid.

What are you writing in Greenland? Sam and Dean Viking AU? Where they drink grog from the skulls of their enemies?

[july_july_july]

I hear it's also a pretty good substitute for bacon. It's kind of like if you spread fishy crisco on top of your cheeseburger instead. Yummmmm....

Dude, yes, just post them all already. They're gonna give me an ulcer, here.

I don't know about that AU. I have trouble imagining them with blond hair and little braided beards. Although Sammy does have the cheekbones for it. No, I'm working on the fudgin' WIP and maybe a wee!chester one and Odin only knows what else.

[montisello]

NO!

I told you Greenland is scary. Come back to the good ole U S of A, and have a Big Mac and a Coke.

The summergen fic I wrote is posted. That's the only hint you get, sister. Has yours gone up yet?

[july_july_july]

You WOULD tell me that when I have 3 bloody minutes of internet time left. Mine isn't up yet. That's the only hint YOU get, sister.

Time's up. *sigh* See you tomorrow?