Dude VonDudenstein!

[juliedoc]

So, hokay, I'm back from the housesitting.  Actually managed to get some work done while there.  For the past five years, on and off, I've been working on a novel, Lounge Wizards, an urban fantasy slightly like the Dresden Files, though I hadn't read any of them when I first started writing.  [One of the reasons I stopped was that I thought Dresden

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[fifthace]

My extended knowledge of the Anita Blake books is that somewhere along the line the porn gets cranked up TO ELEVEN!11!11!ONE!
And yay for not giving up on your own work!

[juliedoc]

Sorry if I have to disappoint any potential readers, but any porn I write only goes up to 9 1/2. I have my standards, you know.

Anyway, as a comedy, writing ponderous sex scenes will only slow down and confuse the narrative of the story. There'll be plenty of innuendo, and cheeky little jokes, but if I must, I'll write fanfic for my own book, if I feel the need to go further than that.

Thanks for the encouragement!! I'm progressing very slowly, but I am progressing, which is better than nothing. :)

[fifthace]

What? It's not dripping with porn on every page? YOU FAIL AS A WRITER.
And slow is always better than nothing!