Fun with Fortune Cookies: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME Edition

[julian_wilbury]

I have been doing Fun with Fortune Cookies despite the fact we've been going to our favourite Asian buffet all the time, but a lot of them were lame but fell short of amusingly lame and were just boringly lame. My father got a gem tonight.

Are you guis setting down?
Make sure you're sitting down for this, and not drinking anything.
It's fucking

Comments

[c_eagle]

.... I guess that's sorta better than a cookie that says, "you will lose your clothes..."... :9

[elfgirlmchan]

I am so very late to relpy, but dude... that is absolutely fantastic. XD

The fortune of course, not the idiots across from you. That's horrible. D: I recently got a couple of "meh" fortunes, but I've had some gems over the past. I need to find them again...