[STICKY'D] How to Piss My Characters Off

[julian_wilbury]

This entry is what it says on the tin. Which is horrible, I know, but if you read my random crap on Twitter you'll find I actually do this a lot anyway and I should really write all them down and collect them for prosterity.

This will always be a work in progress because I will always be forgetting stuff.

Comments

[pikachuashnat]

I think being bit by Lillian would be worse than shot at with a NOVA laser.... Just sayin'.

[julian_wilbury]

I'll just say this: the bite pressure of her beak is around the strength of a Hyacinth macaw, which eats Macadamia nuts which need to be opened with at least 300PSI.

...But the macaws don't leave things to chance and their bite weighs in at 2000 PSI.

D:

[julian_wilbury]

Man, I think I've been to lazy to do it properly, if only because the periods look clumsy and without them it instead looks like something that e.e. cummings may have written. Although now I'm confused on the rules of which words you capitalize again and which acronym-type things you're allowed to ditch the periods. (I think a lot of writers have decided ALL, because I tend to notice acronyms when they DO have periods between each letter than rather just NTSC or CMYK* or whatever.)

*RGB, NBC, CBS, ABC, CIA, the FBI, 3PO, Sharkey.... you see, they're all the same. And I say if life gives ya lemons, ya make lemonade. Goodnight. And may God bless.

-Crow T. Robot, Robot On the Run