Comments | jukeboxhound: drabble: i sense a disturbance (in the force)

jukeboxhound

drabble: i sense a disturbance (in the force)

May 09, 2011 23:05

Yeah, totally copying tir_synni in posting these. GO READ HERS.

From: g.sephiroth@shinra.mi
To: thatswhatshesaid@shinra.mi

Re: I Sense a Disturbance in the Force
FF7 || PG || Sephiroth, Zack || <90 words

Last Christmas' postcard fic for chofi . <3

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t: multimedia, p: gen, - fic, f: final fantasy vii, - yesteryear, - gift stuffs, t: drabble

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artimusdin May 9 2011, 22:10:54 UTC

... you two? ILU. So hard. <3 That's totally my new head-canon, btw. Especially Genesis' handwriting.

jukeboxhound May 9 2011, 22:17:03 UTC

Aww, shucks. *toes the ground*

artimusdin May 9 2011, 22:21:20 UTC

*squishhug* Also, OH GOD I want that puppy in your icon. *__*

jukeboxhound May 9 2011, 22:28:26 UTC

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tir_synni May 9 2011, 23:51:00 UTC

Someone needs to write fic where someone finds all of Sephiroth's all notes for Zack and they can't find out why every single one of them, including the top secret ones, are addressed to Cloud, and Cloud would just roll his eyes and state that Zack would lose his head if it wasn't attached and he almost lost the Buster Sword a few times and how do you LOSE something that size?

*stops to breathe*

jukeboxhound May 10 2011, 00:22:54 UTC

And then people wonder why Zack's work ethic suddenly improved and it turns out it's just Cloud being his quiet efficient self, and Sephiroth's cottoned on to Zack's habit of passing inappropriate notes to Cloud and starts correcting Zack's grammar and spelling on the sexually explicit ones.

aidannwn May 10 2011, 02:12:14 UTC

Would he sign himself with his rank or just as Sephiroth

jukeboxhound May 10 2011, 02:16:52 UTC

I think it depends on context. When using Official Letterhead~ and dealing with complaints I think he'd use rank, but if he's asking Zack where he hid the raspberry jam or telling Cloud the best times to sneak into the chocobo stables without getting caught, just 'Sephiroth.' Unless we're gonna get kinky here. Mmmm.

His not having a canon last name is damn annoying sometimes.

zeffy_amethyst May 10 2011, 06:05:27 UTC

You know what strikes me? The conversation about your bra. XD I think it says something that the first place chofi suggests is under your pillow.

Genesis is such a drama queen. And I love him for it.

jukeboxhound May 10 2011, 11:25:45 UTC

Er, what does it say?

Come to think of it I'm rather surprised Genesis would deign to read so-called "literature" that isn't LOVELESS. Perish the thought.

zeffy_amethyst May 10 2011, 11:33:15 UTC

Damned if I know. XD

I think he'd read it, just so he can compare it with LOVELESS, and find it lacking.

chofi May 11 2011, 11:20:18 UTC

I think it says that chofi is used to finding her own bras under her pillow. Then again, I might be wrong.

anyssia May 10 2011, 17:14:42 UTC

I'd love to see how Cloud's teammates would react at him receiving mail for a SOLDIER xDDD

Please, remove your cadet from the ceiling MWAHAHAHAH That's zack all right! Also, Cloud's face when he'll realize that General Sephiroth was aware of this? He's going to die of embarrassment ^___^

Oh, and this? zack: oi, i thought regulation said everything has to be in black ink.
angeal: genesis is in his blue period.
was too precious for words! I just about spilled my chocolate everywhere while reading it ;p The whole discussion in fact was hilarious ^^

jukeboxhound June 1 2011, 10:53:14 UTC

I think their reaction would be somewhere along the lines of, "We thought you were fucking a SOLDIER to stay in ShinRa but you're just his secretary, aren't you?" To go with some fandom cliches.

Only because chofi is made of win and some knowledge about everything.

chofi June 1 2011, 17:59:06 UTC

(toes the ground)

anyssia June 2 2011, 16:44:07 UTC

xD

Re-reading this post I got all giggly and smiling over this Probably after Genesis has beaten it into his head that one's writing must express ~*~personality~*~. He'd probably just go "Fine. Italic." and then that's that.

I can so imagine Sephiroth staring flatty at Genesis while he waxes poesy about writing and script.
Then Genesis finally get to the point and there's a long blank moment where everybody stares expectantly at the General and he goes "Fine. Italic" before bending back over his report and signing a bit exageratly in italic.
Angeal would be holding back a smirk/smile with difficulties and Genesis would be still trying to decide if he should be offended by this lack of creativeness despite all the examples he had given or extatic that Sephiroth was actually showing some individualism.

I think their reaction would be somewhere along the lines of, "We thought you were fucking a SOLDIER to stay in ShinRa but you're just his secretary, aren't you?" To go with some fandom cliches.And then soldiers and sergeants and ( ... )

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