Criminal Minds/NCIS Fic: And then Buffy Staked Edward

May 09, 2011 14:09

Title: And then Buffy Staked Edward
Author: Jujuberry136
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Reid/Ziva
Series: Reid/Ziva ‘Verse
Word Count: 735
Summary: And Buffy would stake Edward, the end.
Author’s note: For alkja and ambrosia4all, who requested Reid/Ziva and Twilight ranting. As the title implies, Twilight fans beware. This fic is not kind to the series.

But Ziva’s geeky boy-toy just had to take advantage of the lull after the movie had ended. He just had to ask )

fic:ncis, reid/ziva, fic:criminalminds, fic

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fabrisse May 9 2011, 18:32:26 UTC
I know you've seen Buffy versus Edward, yes?

Loved it. (Even if I do write Reid/Abby.)

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jujuberry136 May 9 2011, 19:00:22 UTC
Of course I've seen it, so utterly amazing :D

Glad you enjoyed the story!

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alkja May 9 2011, 20:48:49 UTC
Heeee, it's here, it's here! *does the Dance of Joy*

And it's a "2 prompts 1 fic" promotion to boot!

I love, love, love this and I still live in hope to someday see on CM an Unsub pretending to be Edward or generally a vampire to ensnare and brainwash teen girls, thus prompting an awesome deconstruction of that tripe masquerading as... god forgive me... literature.

Geeky boy-toy said, apparently unperturbed by the teenage girl crack. Or maybe his honor had been avenged by Ziva already?

Reid isn't an alpha male and he's totally fine and secure about it. Point for canon continuity even in a simple drabble!

“Buffy does,” Ziva replied.

Ziva is a Buffy fangirl! This makes absolute sense: she would eat up the whole "girl destined to fight monsters to save the world" thing. Another point for characterization!

Joking aside, I really like how there is the same level of care and quality in everything you write, drabble or bigbang.

“That’s what I don’t understand,” Geeky boy-toy replied exasperatedly, not allowing Ziva to reply. “The ( ... )

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lasmeninas June 19 2011, 20:59:21 UTC
This is fantastic! :)

“Buffy would stake Edward, the end.” ---> best line ever.

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jujuberry136 June 19 2011, 21:10:34 UTC
I'm so glad you liked!

That line is only slightly adapted from the awesome youtube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM

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selena__wolf February 4 2012, 03:58:53 UTC
Oh god, “Buffy would stake Edward, the end.”
That's got to be one of the best lines I've ever read to describe my feelings towards twilight. Second only to one Alucard (from Hellsing) said about sparkly vampires in a fic (can't remember what he said or what fic, just that it was made of awesome and I need to find it again).

Read through your Reid/Ziva series, and loved it! Still a little too new to Criminal Minds to have developed too many pairing faves yet, so enjoyed quite a bit.

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