Someone apparently tried to break into my house this morning. Unfortunatly I wasn't at home at the time, so I don't know the details. Only that someone tried to get into my house through the back door, but ended up running off as every door in my house is kept deadbolted at all times.
You ever get the feeling that someone is going to break into your house? I live in the middle of no where. I've got a dirt road with a total of 3 1/2 houses on it. Only one of the other houses is lived in year round. For some reason, a BHS (Bushy Haired Strager) was on my dirt road, at the top of the hill looking down upon my house. He was sitting
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My roommate is supposed to be drawing a webcomic for me. He has done sketches, I have provided him with story lines. WTF? Suggestions for how I can get him to do my bitch work that I can exploit and make thousands off of?
Wally the wall hanging wall-penis has his own facebook account. Look him. His name is Wally Johnson. He's not part of any networks yet, so just do a universal search.
Yeah that's right. My penis has facebook. Top That.
You ever just sit around and think about all the times in your life you've almost died? Like, not in an emo way, or "OMG I almost died!" But more like, hey, remember that one time I almost died, but didn't
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Haha! A good day at last. At midnight tonight, Phil turned 21. We promptly started drinking car bombs and other alcoholic beverages. Then today we went to the licker store to restock for the upcoming weekend. On top of that, it's raining, I'm eating steak tonight, and then there shall be bar hopping. Epic!