Stealth Scotsman

[jugglergeek]

I'd intended to post this sooner, but forgot. Not verbatim, but close enough.

Devon: So in a minute you'll raise your hands, we'll call on you...
Pete: Verbally
Devon: Tell you no...
Pete: Verbally
Devon: And then do what we want.
Pete: Orally
Devon: OK, so raise your--
[Pete whispers in his ear]
Devon: Raise your skirts!
[Some appreciative

Comments

[anonymous]

We're not really stealthy, unless it's raining. Side-to-side, not up and down, of course. We need to be a wee bit more aerodynamic. And don't get me started with that whole "fly-by-wire kilt" fiasco.

[jugglergeek]

Aw, yeah, that sucked. I was chafed so bad I was walking funny for a week. And those squid stains were a bitch to get out too.

[darkgaze2002]

i dunno if i want to know.....