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[judysebben]

I had the most wonderful dinner with Awesome X this weekend!  It was so nice to be able to talk to a superhero who's accomplished so much in his career.  Err, not that Birdman isn't amazing, but there are so many important battles that need to be fought outside of the courtroom too!  Awesome X just... gets it, you know?  The weaponry, the secret

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[friendzoidberg]

Oh excellent, excellent, you've found a new mate! I wish your eggs long life and not to get eaten by seagulls.

[judysebben]

Does everyone think I'm some sort of mutant bird? If I tell him the truth he might guess at my secret identity! I'll just have to play along!

Oh, um, thank you! I think. Has that... happened to you before?

[friendzoidberg]

Playing along? Are we playing a game?

And no, I've not had the pleasure of mating. I wasn't able to get together with a suitable female during the Mating Frenzy. I'm such a failure at love!

[judysebben]

A secret identity is no game!

Mating Frenzy?

[nanaoise]

It sounds like he was quite the charmer. I'm glad your date went well. And that you didn't have to go out with Judy's father.

[judysebben]

Thank you! But please don't misunderstand! Daddy--I mean Phil is a great person! We just have too much... history between us for a relationship to work.

[nanaoise]

...did you just call him...nevermind

Yes, I can see where having a history with someone can diminish the possibilities for a romantic relationship...it also doesn't help that he is...your boss, isn't he?

[judysebben]

Grr, I have got to stop doing that!

That's right! He owns the law firm where I work so dating would be a horrible conflict of interest. Among other things.

[antagone]

Hahaha. You go out with that idiot simpleton. You might as well going out with a similar but unrelated idiot, Xander Crews.

[judysebben]

Awesome X is nothing like that jerk Xander! You're just scared of what's going to happen when he catches you!

[antagone]

Oh, I'm suuuuure he's such a darling. I can almost taste the formic acid in my mouth just thinking about him.

[judysebben]

He is! And if you try anything, you'll have to get past THE BIRDTEAM first!

[judysebben]

Well, it wasn't technically a date. It was more of a... business dinner between colleagues. Maybe I shouldn't have posted while I was so excited.

[judysebben]

You really really really really really really think so? I hope he thinks so!

[judysebben]

...Who's doing what?

[judysebben]

Oh, that. Everything was fine for a while after that--ick--wedding, but then that joycan disaster came along...