The Circle Contains All

[judifilksign]

Years ago, in order to keep children's fingers OUT of the garbage disposal, I told them all that there was a monster living in the sink, and ran it, letting the rumble of the machine sound like a menacing growl

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[thnidu]

It works.

Sung to the tune of Barfy the Seasick Hedgehog

[bigbumble]

Furnace the basement dragon, don't cut his oil off, no never cut his oil off. He's your friend and mine.

Furnace the basement dragon, don't cut his oil off, no never cut his oil off. He's your friend and mine.

Then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say, "Furnace with your breath so hot, won't you warm my Choc-o-late?"

Furnace the basement dragon, don't cut his oil off, no never cut his oil off. He's your friend and mine.

Furnace the basement dragon, don't cut his oil off, no never cut his oil off. He's your friend and mine.

Furnace the Dragon!

Re: Sung to the tune of Barfy the Seasick Hedgehog

[judifilksign]

Giggles! Snort, giggles!

[dormouse_in_tea]

I think it's totally awesome that she wants to keep all her family safe from the monsters.

Maybe they're not the monsters we'd watch for,but you can't fault the love. Go Sparkle!

[judifilksign]

I'm pretty sure Sparkle thinks the Monster in the Sink is the one-eyed snake thing from the Death Star trash compactor. It would fit up through that hole.

Safety and being "just so" match up pretty well. I won't complain if it keeps her safe.