PANTS!

[judecorp]

Man, out of town weddings are pricey. By the time you factor in the airfare and the rental car and the wedding gift and the wedding dress-up clothes and the out-to-eat-ness - ouch. Cha-ching! Hopefully the trip won't be too rushed and we'll have a good time.

I have no idea what I'm going to wear all weekend aside from the wedding. thatpatti is going to

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[00solstice]

Rental Car??? You know, there is a car here you drive!!

[judecorp]

Dude, we're not stick-drivers!

Gimme the microbus and no one gets hurt. BEEP BEEP!

[00solstice]

The microbus currently has somewhere between 'intermittant' and 'no' power assist to the brakes. Stopping can be interesting sometimes.

You don't need to know how to drive a stick to drive the Yugo. Just release the gas, mash the clutch, move the stick, release the clutch, mash the gas... repeat as necessary!

[judecorp]

Dude, the Yugo is so freaking loud it gives me anxiety. :) Thanks for the offer, but we'll be BEEP BEEPing in our flashy little subcompact. ;)

[judecorp]

The day I write an entire entry about eyeshadow is the day someone needs to make sure I'm committed.

The pants that are too baggy are 16s or men's 36x30. Some of them I will probably wear anyway (whenever I wear dress pants, which is like never), but right now some of them look like pajamas. Ugh.

Rump shaker!

[00solstice]

Did someone say "rump shaker"??

[judecorp]

HA!

[sacharine]

I'd like to extend you an invitation to the pants party.

for how long are you in town? I have to work both weekend mornings...

[judecorp]

Just 'til Sunday afternoon.

Poo for work.

[thisismelissa]

Personally, I can't wait to read 9840804389 words about shirts.

Also, I feel your pain. I only have two pair of pants that fit right now. I've gained a full ten pounds back during The Really Stressful Month (and a half) of Moving (three times). TEN in one month. ONE. Yeah, this has happened after I gave all my bigger clothes to Goodwill.

Maybe they still have them and I can go buy them back.

[judecorp]

Ugh, that is awful. I hope you're able to find some new (affordable) stuff soon. Yuck!

I gave all of my girly clothes to the thrift store several years ago and now I want them back. I feel your pain.

[calledmara]

this is why skirts are awesome, they fit you even as you fatten up!

[judecorp]

Except those tight skirts. You know, the ones worn by TRAMPS LIKE YOU! =P

(Kidding.)