Ahhh Weddings

[juan_demarco]

Well Well, I survived yet another open bar in this end of the "Wedding Season." Since I'm a teacher and all, let's give this wedding a grade

Comments

WTF

[anonymous]

Yeah, I am pretty sure I didn't ruin anything anyway with ya and Jean jacket girl (thought her name was Julia Gulia), cause two guys in a hot tub and a girl standing outside of it is going definetly somewhere. Anyhoo I really don't remember what I said that is true, but she told me that James was creeping her out, not you so much. I walked her back to her room, where her friends probably did not want her to leave again. Probably scared of us guys. So I left and went lookin for ya. Went to the lobby for some reason cause of James, meet a man named Mike started talking his friends showed up then off to the titty-bar. I think that is where I heard Personal Jesus, been stuck in my head for a long time. So thats about it, only thing I really didn't remember was passing out in Biddle's room, but I did.

Horrible Idea

[pinkbutterfly81]

Okay, first the no AC/DC thing kicks ass. Kudos to the DJ for not playing any gay-ass cat screeches accompanied by the obligatory way too long guitar solo (a.k.a. every AC/DC song ever made.) Second, showing the kids a video of you, you drunken friend, and the subsequent destruction is probably the worst idea since Angus Young said "Hey guys, I think I'll sing all our songs while holding my nose so my voice is so nasaly that it sounds like a male Kathleen." (Okay, I threw that in there just to grind some salt in the wound.) But for real, video = bad idea. Last, that joke was lame. I have a better one for ya:
A piece of string had a hard day at work and was tied so tight that he decided to go to the bar. The bar tender took one look at his frazzled hair and asked "Are you Don King?" The piece of string said "I'm a frayed knot." (get it....afraid not:a frayed knot?! ok, it's better when spoken)