Gift fic for hereticpop

[rocky_rudolph]

For: hereticpop
From: Naughty Reindeer

Title: Circles
Characters/Pairings: Ruki featuring Aoi and Uruha; Ruki/Aoi, Aoi/Uruha, Uruha/Ruki, implied Uruha/Ruki/Aoi
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Notes: It's humor, angst, and everything confusing. Happy Christmas, hereticpop.
Summary: PSC frowns upon company-wide orgies and Ruki wants to stick it up to The Man. A story of

Comments

[hereticpop]

omg i need to survive through family dinner frist, but i just started reading and the first pragraphs are already so amazing and

diamond-studded dildo

I CAN'T I CAN'T 8DDD
♥ ♥

I'LL BE BAAAAACK /FLAIL

[hereticpop]

so where do i even start with this? it's great. i mean, there are so many things about this fic that i love. the characters, the charactersss! Aoi is fabulously pathetic, Uruha is my favourite kind of Uruha, with things like

He really thought that Uruha just might be god sometimes, if only for the reason that he seemed to know everything but just refused to do anything.
[this! the best ever!]

and Ruki, I LOVE THE LITTLE FUCKER.

and everything is so beautifully messed up and guhhh.

like i said, the beginning already told me this was going to be awesome, because

Strippers from all over town littered the small, cramped room of musicians and band men - there is a difference between the two - but after a grope or five, sticking his tongue down some classy (chuckle) lady’s throat, and taking shots whenever a girl went ‘ne, ne…’ at him, it was all getting pretty repetitive.
how much awesome writing can you pack into one sentence?!

and
(Plus vagina can be pretty fucking scary once you take a good look at it. Like it’s going to eat you

[lyriste]

Oh, man. Your Ruki is so perfect and diabolical, I can't. The commentary in the beginning was great, as was god Uruha.

... poor, unsuspecting Aoi hahaha

[rheakurokawa]

I am incoherent because i was laughing (and loving) all through this. It's brilliantly written and do i really have to express how completely fantastic your Ruki is? I mean he is PERFECT hahahahah. I don't even know what i liked more, diamond-studded dildo (only the base!), Ruki's antics, grins, leers, and god everythign about it, Aoi and his drunken confessions, the sarcasm and being inside his head... i don't even. this is perfect and i enjoyed it a lot. A LOT hahaha

[cateris]

let me guess, this was the one you were telling me about yesterday and you made this post about? ahahahahahahaha and i heard you laughing like mad while reading? hahahahahahaha

DUDE, YOU WERE SO RIGHT. SO FUCKING RIGHT.

[cateris]

They want me. I want you. And you want someone else. But none of us want to turn around.

ahahahahhahahahaha *i'm such a jerk at this point already*

Now the get laid part, that’s what he isn’t getting yet. Tonight he didn’t feel like wearing a condom or slipping into slimy orifices, but his prostate rather itched and wanted to be poked. It’s not a very overt want, but there were times that he simply wanted something up his ass and tonight was that night. As perverted as the Japanese population are, most of them aren’t very willing to the idea of a strap-on, not even these strippers giving him a lap dance and wearing nothing but string. If one would just rub the make-up off their faces and listen to them carefully, they were no different to any housewife you can find on the street. Ruki thought of just going home and using his diamond-studded dildo (only the base!) and going to bed. That didn’t sound very bad. Except for the fact that it sounded really sad.AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I SHOULD START AND WHERE

[cateris]

just a thorough face-sucking and cock-sucking afterwards

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAA *MY STOMACH HURTS FROM SO MUCH LAUGHING* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I THINK I WILL NEED A FULL WHOLE WEEK TO RECOVER FROM THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GODILOVETHISSHIT

“You are a bastard.”

After relating everything that transpired tonight, Ruki watched with delight how Uruha’s face scrunched to exasperated expressions. There really was no reason for him to have told Aoi’s pathetic, drunken ramblings to Uruha especially since the object of those pathetic, drunken ramblings were Uruha himself. He just had the morbid pleasure of humiliating Aoi for some reason, because it was always fun to humiliate such a proud guy (and it’s not because his feelings were hurt - feelings? What feelings? - since he didn’t remember getting hurt in the first place). Not that Uruha would’ve cared anyway, but it’s the thought that counts.I'm a monster AHAHAHAHA, I'm a monster for enjoying this a little bit too much AHAHAHAHAHA and not giving a fuck about it

[cateris]

I can't wait for reveals dear author as I seem to have problems identifying you *smirks* YOU'RE THAT GOOD