I HAVE GAINED MAGICAL POWERS
Today I found an unusual prize in my Cracker Jacks today. They looked like 3D glasses, except with clear lenses. The label said they would enable the wearer to see the unseen, into worlds unknown to humankind. The world of the supernatural.
Of course, the first thing I decided to do was look at my jrock photo album to see what kind of mysterious new images I would find in them. Here are shitty ms paint renditions of what I saw. OooOoOOooOOOOooo!
I was alarmed to immediately find that Toshiya's very life was once in danger when he bathed in the same hot spring as the infamous Loch Ness Monster! (Look closely, she's hiding in the shadows.) Hmm, I wonder what Nessie was doing in Japan, anyway. Vacation, maybe?
My next gruesome discovery was that Dir en grey did a photoshoot in a locker room that was haunted by the ghost of a man who was murdered and shoved in one of the lockers years prior...
This next discovery probably comes as no surprise to many of you -- Kyo is a zombie, and Kaoru's infamous tarantula hat was actually a brain-devouring alien. That's right, folks, it's official, and I have shitty ms paint drawing photographic proof.
EDIT: Mysteriously, the Ghost of Elvis seems to have manifested itself in this picture. Spooky!
Speaking of aliens, here is a chilling image of Miyavi being chased by cattle-mutilators. Perhaps they thought he was one of their own stranded on Earth and wanted to rescue him.
It looks like Die has made friends with the ghost haunting the lockers from before. Awww, isn't that cute?
Poor Die. He tries so very hard to look manly, but all his efforts are for naught when, time after time, he just ends up looking cute instead. (And this time it's not even his fault.)
Of course, the first thing I decided to do was look at my jrock photo album to see what kind of mysterious new images I would find in them. Here are shitty ms paint renditions of what I saw. OooOoOOooOOOOooo!
I was alarmed to immediately find that Toshiya's very life was once in danger when he bathed in the same hot spring as the infamous Loch Ness Monster! (Look closely, she's hiding in the shadows.) Hmm, I wonder what Nessie was doing in Japan, anyway. Vacation, maybe?
My next gruesome discovery was that Dir en grey did a photoshoot in a locker room that was haunted by the ghost of a man who was murdered and shoved in one of the lockers years prior...
This next discovery probably comes as no surprise to many of you -- Kyo is a zombie, and Kaoru's infamous tarantula hat was actually a brain-devouring alien. That's right, folks, it's official, and I have shitty ms paint drawing photographic proof.
EDIT: Mysteriously, the Ghost of Elvis seems to have manifested itself in this picture. Spooky!
Speaking of aliens, here is a chilling image of Miyavi being chased by cattle-mutilators. Perhaps they thought he was one of their own stranded on Earth and wanted to rescue him.
It looks like Die has made friends with the ghost haunting the lockers from before. Awww, isn't that cute?
Poor Die. He tries so very hard to look manly, but all his efforts are for naught when, time after time, he just ends up looking cute instead. (And this time it's not even his fault.)