Because nobody every believes me when I tell them Stone Princess is evil...

Mar 16, 2006 08:43

So I was looking up information on Chad Michael Murray last night (the why is not important here. Focus!!!), and, according to imdb:

[Chad has a] french mastiff named Ozzie which was born with only one testicle, and Jared Padalecki calls him "nutclopse."Funniest. Thing. Ever!! Because I am totally envisioning Jared taunting the poor, one-balled ( Read more... )

cmmayhem

Leave a comment

(The comment has been removed)

amberlynne March 16 2006, 17:10:54 UTC
Make them stop! He makes me want to cry!

Reply

ethrosdemon March 16 2006, 17:13:19 UTC
sorry, he's in my new story HAHAHAHAHAHAH

and I think he's hot, actually. in that smooshed-face swaggering sort of way. I think he and the WHACK are hysterical together.

Reply

amberlynne March 16 2006, 17:14:32 UTC
*cries*

Reply

joyfulgirl41 March 16 2006, 18:06:39 UTC
Shhh, it's okay. Let Chad dry away your tears.

Reply

amberlynne March 16 2006, 18:07:05 UTC
MEAN!!

Reply

joyfulgirl41 March 16 2006, 18:13:21 UTC
WHY DO YOU REJECT CMM'S LOVE??? Is it because of his one-balled dog? The dog can't help it, Amber!!

Reply

amberlynne March 16 2006, 18:21:28 UTC
Because he cannot ACT! And he cheated on his wife! With Paris Hilton! And his show is CRAP! And it gets better ratings than Veronica Mars! And that is just wrong!

I feel sorry for that dog because it has to hang out with his lame ass.

Reply

joyfulgirl41 March 16 2006, 17:15:21 UTC
so, what I'm hearing here is that BOTH of your lame asses were "researching" CMM last night?

It's like this. JJ IM'd me last night all, "I have to write angsty fic. Please write me schmoopy CMM/JP love to ease my heartache."

Totally how it went down.

Reply

ethrosdemon March 16 2006, 17:22:30 UTC
can I quote this in my userinfo?

Reply

joyfulgirl41 March 16 2006, 17:27:08 UTC
Of course!

Reply

(The comment has been removed)

joyfulgirl41 March 16 2006, 17:56:09 UTC
PADDYWACK SAYS: WHO'S EVIL NOW, BEEYOTCH?!?

Reply

(The comment has been removed)

joyfulgirl41 March 16 2006, 18:18:03 UTC
I learned from the best. *g*

Reply

joyfulgirl41 March 16 2006, 17:08:21 UTC
Sadly eveytime Jared makes the joke CMM takes it as a small attack on his own masculinity--which is of course how Jared means it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I was just saying something similar to Estrella!!!

Chad's all, "Quit fucking taunting my dog!" and Jared's like, "But it's funny."

Then Chad says, "How would you like it if I called you nutclopse?"

Jared just smirks and says, "It's not true."

Chad says, "If you talk shit about my dog one more time, it will be."

Jared laughs and says, "Dude, you need to chill. It's not my fault your dog is a nutless wonder."

The dog, of course, picks that moment to sit down in front of them and start giving himself a bath. Jared laughs until he can't stand up straigt, and Chad walks off muttering, "I really, really hate you."

Reply


Leave a comment

Up