This made me laugh

[jowmagian]

Quote from a drunk girl hanging out with one of my roommates:

"I didn't do anything wrong in the relationship. All I did was sleep with all of those other guys."

Comments

[orioleselm]

Wow brilliant logic. Oh, and no unfortunatly I am not in Asheville. Although my home sickness is steadliy growing...

[bobisphat]

I can't believe she's finally owning up to sleeping around on me! Jesus, I knew it! But she's wrong, she did do things wrong in the relationship. For instance, did you know she leaves the toilet seat up? After a while, I came to the conclusion that she had a penis, and you know, that's when I had to break up with her.

farrizzle dizzle

[orioleselm]

So she had a littel secret huh

[jowmagian]

Farrell, since when has a penis been reason to break up with some one? I think I was because s/he made you bitch. Be honest with yourself.