Characters:  Jack, Ianto
SPOILERS:  ADRIFT
Ratings:  PG13 - implied naughtiness only
Summary:  Its impossible to cheat at a game (you SO know which one) unless there are set rules you should be following.
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Characters: Jack, Martha, SPOILER
Ratings: PG13 - kink but clean
Spoilers: None really
Summary: Jack should know better than to lose a bet with a sailor...

Ok this is crack. Crack, crack, crack, crack, crackity crack crack. Basically this is GDL's fault. In a radio interview for BBC Wales that irener reposted recently he said he and JB should duet ( Read more... )

Characters:  Ianto, Jack, Two female OC's
Ratings:  PG 13 for implied smut
Spoilers:  No cannon but spoiler for the fic Double Date so do read that first!!
Summary:  Page from Ianto's diary after his and Jack's double date.

....far too busy in that bar now, I don’t know why we keep going there. Got chatting with two young ladies and ended up ( Read more... )

Ianto wasn't sure when he had fallen asleep but he suddenly found himself lifting his head up off a desk groggily and looking around the dark hub.  Everyone else was gone and for a moment Ianto wasn't sure if he was awake or asleep still...

"Hi Ianto."  Naked Jack was walking out of his office and Ianto sighed wearily.

"Isn't the penguin supposed ( Read more... )

Ianto wasn't sure why the giant penguin with the red bow tie kept appearing in his dreams but right on cue, as soon as he came in and put down his briefcase Jack would appear again, stark naked.  Ianto sighed and decided to avoid the innuendos for once and went over to the penguin.  "Excuse me Mister..."

"Penguin.  Percy Penguin, at your service.  ( Read more... )

Summary: It's Ianto's dream and Jack has to do Anything Ianto wants... This was going to be a one off but grew into a threesome.
Spoilers: Torchwood S1
Ratings: Starts of PG13 for nudity but by the end is DEFinitely adult. 
Characters:  Ianto, Jack, Percy the Penguin (OC), Tosh

Ianto began to suspect he was dreaming when the giant penguin with the ( Read more... )

( Walkies!! )

Summary: So what do the characters really think of what goes on in the episodes? See the truth at the (very cracked) Very Secret Diaries!
Spoilers: Various, all entries have the episode title on so pretty obvious really!
Ratings: Let's just say adult for sexual innuendo and swearing and then we all know where we stand! 
Characters:  Ten, Jack, ( Read more... )

Date:  My first day as PM.  Go me!!
Location:  Number Ten.  Downing street. London.  T05 5ER
Lucy status:  Boringly respectable.

MWAHAhahahahahahahaa!  Yes!  Go me!! I am the Prime Minister!!  About bloody time, useless humans, I swear it used to be easier to conquer them, I must be losing my touch.  Still Archangel helped, stupid humans.  I mean ( Read more... )

Date:  4 days after the Doctor first picked me up.  Shit I missed my tutorial, gonna so get marked down for that!
Location:  Home.  London baby!  See, big red bus, tube sign, must be London!!  Just ignore that welsh street sign...
Hairstyle:  Down, straight and sexy.  Damn Jack for being so irresistable, needed to get out of my professional hairdo as ( Read more... )