Brokeback Dalek

[jovialien]

Characters: Gwen, Ianto, Daleks
Ratings: 15 for implied dalek naughtiness
Spoilers: Very mild for DW Journeys End
Summary: They are just two daleks trying to make sense of this crazy world. Crack. Crackity crack crack crack.
Authors Notes: People normally say she made me do it but in this case its true. Equal blame credit for this goes to irener

Comments

[beamy_89]

Hahaha
That is so wrong but so funny!
I'm impressed at how many -ate words you managed to use!
Great work ^_^

[jovialien]

I had a LOT of help from irener and one of those online dictionary sites. Some of the words we didn't use were almost as funny... ;)

[irener]

LOL yes the idea came from here, but I love how you made them DO it :D Just perfect! I had to cover my mouth to stiffle the laughs as I'm in the office. I so can hear a Dalek winging Stimulate meeeeee!!!! Lovely piece of crack babe :D

[jovialien]

More than just the idea, quite a few of the *ates too! *hugs tight* I;m just glad I went with straightforward Dalek porn and not Davros in the end... Too kinky. ;)

[nightporters]

This is just wrong on so many levels. Well done.

[jovialien]

Heeheeheee it reallllllly is. God bless my twisted girlfriend. :D

[crowson75]

ROFL! So wrong and yet...so funny. :)

[jovialien]

I can't think of any situation where Dalek!porn wouldn't be wrong. :D Although you should have heard Ireners idea for Davros.... ;)

[crowson75]

LOL! My tired and befuddled brain is thinking of a place where mummy dalek and daddy dalek can sit down and watch "Debbie dalek does Davros".

[jovialien]

Teeheeheehee as long as he he can still handle the money shot... ;)

[cherry_soup888]

THAT IS THE MOST BESTEST WRONGEST AMAZINGEST THING EVER
I LOVE IT SO MUCH I NEARLY DIED (and forgot how to pronounce words)
I wish that you would post it to EVERY board everywhere so everyone can read it. I'm going to read it again right now!
You have just made my entire year and my little desk dalek (dalek face) is loving it too.

[jovialien]

Breeeeeeeeeeeeathe!!! And thanks very much!! XD

[cherry_soup888]

I recced this fic out on my journal - hope thats okay love! May have mentioned how brilliant it is to...well...everyone I know...

[jovialien]

*giggles* Thats fine, always happy for the recs!