Comments | journalismgirl: Obviously I just need to become president.

journalismgirl

Obviously I just need to become president.

Dec 13, 2005 18:56

NBC News reports Gerald Ford, 92, was taken to the hospital with "a horrible cold ( Read more... )

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spoothbrush December 14 2005, 04:12:44 UTC

Give me a few hours. I'll make you an ID claiming that you're Gerald Ford, or Jimmy Carter, or Martin Van Buren, or whoever you want.

journalismgirl December 14 2005, 04:15:13 UTC

I suspect I'd need the boy parts, the age, and the Secret Service detail to go with it, though.

But my chest hurts! And I'm tired! And I need to put the tree up and do decorations, but I can't until the apartment is clean, and by the time I'm done cleaning most of it, I'm tired again.

So I stop.

And then it gets dirty.

It's an endless, vicious cycle.

Maybe tomorrow.

melyndaf December 14 2005, 16:07:07 UTC

I hope you feel better...but yay for cough syrup with codeine (or a reasonable facsimilie thereof...)

adamant_turtle December 14 2005, 18:24:54 UTC

Hey, remember when Bush choked on a pretzel? 'Nuff said.