goddamnit

[journalbot3030]

i definitely sent out a resume the other day that listed under my skills:

"pays close attention to details and "

oh well. who wants to work for the giants anyway.

Comments

[whydoihavethis]

maybe they'll think you're ironic and witty and want to hire you all the more! you know how much the giant's love a good joke.

[journalbot3030]

oh i hope so. i'm just so embarrassed. maybe they won't even look at it, since i'm about 3 weeks after the deadline to send in resumes! luckily i caught it now though... now i'm applying for a supervisor position at books inc.

[discreetesthete]

haha j oh no!
you keep those resumes coming.
ps- i know its totally unhip to fall in love with the songs on a movie soundtrack, but i have and that soundtracks name is juno. theres a belle and sebastion song thats all about san francisco and the stadium! was i the only one who didn't know this?? just in case you didn't either its called "piazza, new york catcher" [but don't be mislead, its really about the giants].

[whydoihavethis]

fun fact of the day: erin loves that song so much that she made russell learn it to sing to her as a graduation present.

[journalbot3030]

huh, i just listened to it, that is neat! but really, is piazza gay or not? will we ever know?

[journalestaloco]

At least you didn't have an interview to fuck up.

Before I scored the super-hot, high-paying job I have now, I was interviewing at Sundance. The girl who was interviewing me was a little cute so I decided I should try to flirt my way into the job. Basically, I told her that I prefer a laid-back work environment and I'm pretty good at pretending to look busy.

Turns out I'm not as charming as I thought I was. But I'll still defend my decision to "keep it real" because who wants to work for those fat cats anyway? (I believe that can be applied to the Giants as well)

[journalbot3030]

I would've hired you. ..and then we could have done it.

[oxymorena]

jay, are you coming to megan's thing!?

[journalbot3030]

don't think so, sorry! work and such

[elasticity]

Call them and pull the ADD card!