Oh BLA BLA SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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Getting rubbish at updating this thing. Possibly because during the weekdays I work with the two people I tell everything to through the medium of the spoken word, and every weekend I’m spending getting so drunk I need help to see never mind type. Typing is one of those things I’ve just never progressed in. Actual pen to paper… is another thing I’

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[bikini_bamalam]

Well fuck mr suburbia come out and PLAY. Idt I like all those ppl stealing u every weekend!!!!

Kiev sux balls, Im learning 2 make this thing with camembert if ur feeling adventurous. Or, u kno, we cld ttly just go lick batteries cuz THATS how good I am @ being a housewife MY COOKING SUCKS MORE BALLS THAN KIEV. The dish not the place. Is there a place called Kiev? Gotta b!

Neway teh moral of this comment is LET ME ENTERTAIN U OR I WILL SCREAM

Luv u always DoggieDaddy
<3
Augie

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They're not stealing me I'm getting smashed, there's a difference.

Oh you lie. Kiev is wonderful. There is indeed a place called Kiev, it's also pretty good.

Ha, yeah alright x

[prinklebrick]

Should work on your talking, too.

You'll be pleased to know that kotleta po-kievski is on the menu at Ferds. ASDA Chicken Kiev, for those in the know. Fancy it? BYOB.

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whitenoise.

Bring your old boss. Ferds though? Ughhh.

[inthereeperbahn]

omg a pity party!!!! is it private or can anyone come??

I’m getting rubbish at updating this thing. Because there is nothing to say. = why dont you join a line dancing class or take up roller skating or learn a new language or do something dead pointless at night college just cos you like it?? also your well contradicting yourself innit, it dont matter how dull your life is living with "the biggest druggies of London" aint gonna help your case if your trying to project a nice lifestyle for kids is it

sorry just telling it like it is....... dont ban me for life from ever being in your amazing mag again please <3 i just dont like people being sad. you aint a retard, you aint disabled or nothing. if you dont like your life change it, theres a shit load of people who will help if you let them

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I'm sorry, I don't listen to hip hopcrisy.

That's just it, innit?t he contradiction. It's driving me nuts. I'm not column A or column B. I'm just a... lamppost, or something.

You're lucky that I find insincerity and double standards to be both endearing and entertaining, else I'd tell everyone you made sub par vests.

[inthereeperbahn]

which would make you look like a bitter prick, cos i clearly dont :P

dont kneejerk at me just cos you dont like someone talking sense instead of kissing your arse, i was just trying to help. wont bother again. see you round, or not

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No it would make me look like... Jonatton Yeah?

Ooh that's hardly kneejerking, little thing, I'm only teasing. Kissing my arse aye? I take it you've not met Dan, or Sasha, or Dajve for that matter then?

Settle petal.

[atrum_astrum]

No children?! NO WOMAN?! Jez Roxy and myself are so deeply offended I don't know how I can even see straight to type this. Let me know when I can convince you to not work (psssh) so we can go and get drunk in the middle of the day like responsible, productive members of society. And no, no one else is invited for this. On me, hey?

Next time you get all misery guts you better come and talk to me or I'll whoop you so hard boy mmmhm.

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I'm sorry I forgot about our bearded children, I will try not to in future wah me's. Oh God, tomorrow? Now? 10 minutes ago?

It never means to start out that way it just does. Blank pages are bad for my health.

[atrum_astrum]

*harumph* Thank you, wifey.

WEDNESDAY, I'm turning that frown upside-down come lunch time. Get your homework done ahead.

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Aaah Wednesday. The ruin of perfectly good weeks. Sound.