That... hardly sounds feasible. I heard that going to the toilet while you were drinking made you drunk faster. Well, not while you were drinking, I mean going for frequent wees during the night. Hmm. I'm going to stop explaining this now.
No waaaaaaaaaaaaaay that just breaks your seal so you need to go all all night and then the booze has less time in your stomach so surely that's counter productive?
It was a good effort for an Ashcroft I'll give you that. Do you own a suit? Might you have owned one and then lost it?
I only bothered with that cut cause you'd have thrown a big massive puggy if I'd just left it there and you've got to talk about me to a lot of people on saturday so I'm trying to keep in your good books.
I love your mum, I don't think I've said that this week have I? But I do. If you'll remember those jumpers were the only thing that kept us ALIVE during the winter of 1999. Jean Paul's idea of sewing them together to make a blanket was possibly the greatest idea of the last century.
Two straws Daniel, two straws. That was genius. the seven staw straw was the best though, so we could keep drinking outside where you couldn't take glasses so you could smoke. We're very industrious you know, i don't know why we aren't more famous than we are, what with all these inventions. And yes I did, it was a choice between this or you in a fez and I'm saving that for a rainy day.
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Stop saying I'm your best friend. I know your heart belongs to a wino. A different wino.
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I only bothered with that cut cause you'd have thrown a big massive puggy if I'd just left it there and you've got to talk about me to a lot of people on saturday so I'm trying to keep in your good books.
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Ah I see. Carry on then.
ps/ Did you have to post the one where you were making me drink out of that stupid straw? I actually hate you.
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Two straws Daniel, two straws. That was genius. the seven staw straw was the best though, so we could keep drinking outside where you couldn't take glasses so you could smoke. We're very industrious you know, i don't know why we aren't more famous than we are, what with all these inventions. And yes I did, it was a choice between this or you in a fez and I'm saving that for a rainy day.
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Love
Me xxxx
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... ok, fair point.
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I cant talk, if I didnt wax like a motherbitch I'd be two steps from a chimp x
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