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Aug 20, 2009 10:47

I feel as though I should read Twilight and watch Lifetime for at least a month so that I have the proper reference to write a truly terrible Robo-vampire romance.

transformers: off topic

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joules_burn August 20 2009, 22:31:47 UTC
So it's good for an hour a day or something? Honestly, I haven't watched it since I was forced to as a small child. IT STILL BURNS.

It can't ALL be good now.

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joules_burn August 20 2009, 22:36:45 UTC
So still plenty of bad subject matter to inspire terrible Decepticon romance novels that make the eyes bleed and have vampires?!

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spark_kisses August 27 2009, 06:32:44 UTC
If you watched Lifetime it'd all just be OVERCOMING THE ODDS abusive husband SISTERHOOD abusive boyfriend BEING SICK OF HOUSEWORK rape.

With a side of cancer.

I own romance novels. Well... one. I'll let you use it as reference. It's a lot of BIG STRONG MAN and independent woman who happens to need rescuing. Just sometimes. Conveniently. And then she pushes him away and he goes "BUT YOU NEED THIS" and there's a lot of fire symbolism.

I'm certain there's a formula floating around somewhere.

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joules_burn August 27 2009, 14:37:45 UTC
SEVEN HUNDRED YEARS LATER.

And I could cross reference. I HAVE READ A ROMANCE NOVEL. It involved lots and lots of descriptions of muscle and long man hair and buttox. And yes. Strong women who apparently turn into wanting to just get in the kitchen. Which, for a seeker... what? Strong warrior who turns out to just want to get in the berth? I THINK I SMELL SOME ROMANCE REASONING.

The comedy anime flip side of this would be a seeker who's engines shut off unwillingly whenever they hear the MANLYMANLY LOVE INTEREST SPEAK IN HIS COMM or SEE HIM ACROSS THE BATTLE FIELD. They would crash constantly, and it would all be a metaphor for a robot having a giant hard on.

Your fire symbolism is a jet, catching sight of a large war mech across a battlefield, and crashing nosecone first into a building.

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