Lucero 5.3
Warning: Huge freaking chapter and I was wrong last update because at the end of this huge freaking update we still won't be ready for heir poll time arrggg maybe next time.
If you don't remember what happened last time that's okay because I don't either!
We start with Revyn being cute and smashing his fingers to bits.
Nastasija: Boy has no friggin' idea what he's doing.
Here, let me sum up Karliah's teenage life in two pictures:
basically
At least she helps train the tots often. That's Aela, btw.
Link: Oh dear.
Link: Oh dear what have I done.
ily Link.
Takora will eat your soul!
No, she's just getting old :'(
Likewise.
Valtyr derped his way into childhood in the kitchen.
Revyn: I'm not gonna be the only cute boy, am I?
Nope! Sheldon agrees with me as well. But seriously, this kid guys.
He's my cute little chemistry nerd ♥
Revyn: Don't worry, little man. I won't let the new person take your place in the household.
Revyn: HE'LL REGRET WHAT HE'S GOTTEN HIMSELF INTO.
Link spends a lot of time crying in the bathroom.
Valtyr: I will destroy any competition I have in this household!
Athis is pretty precious too ♥
Valtyr: There seems to be a minor disturbance, sir. Over.
Valtyr: Well, I could be wrong, but I do believe I just encountered a pink Tyrannosaurus Rex in a sand castle. Over and out.
I'm sorry I just love this back porch so much c:
My baby is still cute.
Revyn built his first floor.. hygiener?! But it didn't stay long because it made every single person in the house sick. Whoops.
Karliah: Don't look, I'm not perfect enough yet.
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Athis: What's this?
Athis: ...
Athis: It's MILK!
Nastasija: What if it isn't good enough?
Karliah: I cannot believe the twins' and Revyn's birthday is tomorrow. This is just fantastic.
Valtyr: Isn't that a good thing? You won't be alone anymore!
Karliah: God, Valtyr, that's the entire point! Never mind, you're wouldn't get it. Ugh.
Valtyr: ...
Valtyr: Girls already don't make sense.
Way to party in the bathroom, Revyn.
Athis!
.. And Aela, who is apparently evil. Great.
And teenage Revyn. He's such a mini Link, oh my god. He has dem pouty La Force lips lolol.
Pretty boyy.
Valtyr: Nothing out of the normal here. Oh, boy am I tired.
VGILF.
You do that, Aela.
Aela and Athis are so boring. They're just.. there.
Being sneaky: you're doing it wrong.
The fuck is that face?
Karliah: This is gonna be glorious.
Karliah: I'm such a sneaky little bitch.
Well, part of that was right, anyway.
Takora: KARLIAH LUCERO! Pray tell, exactly what was going through your mind? Is there anything you won't do to ruin this family's reputation? You know how many times we've had to sue for false slander imagine if the paparazzi got a taste what you did today!
Karliah: I'm sorry, mom. I didn't think it'd get out of hand like it did. I swear I didn't notice the tank of gas near the porch. I just get stressed so easily in school and wanted a day off to have fun.
(wow holy shit so bright. *blinks*)
Takora: .....
Takora: WHY DO YOU KIDS MAKE ME YELL AT YOU?!
And then she proceeded to cry.
Valtyr: I know you're out there, foe.
Athis: Sharp corner sharp corner sharp corner.
Athis: I came so close to hitting that squirrel.
Link: Put on your best dress baby, we're going out on a date.
Poor kid still can't get it. Must be that clumsy trait.
Revyn: My ass is on fire.
True story.
Revyn: HOLY SHIT I'M ON FIRE.
Athis: I'm gonna go get dibs on the top bunk.
Revyn: VALTYR!
Valtyr: Hmm?
Revyn: I'M ON FIRE, REVYN.
Valtyr: Noted. Trying to prevent that here.
Fucking paparazzi.
DAMNIT, LINK. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO ALONG WITH IT.
Link: Hey baby, I could see you looked pretty pissed, and I remembered I brought you flowers!
Takora: Link, that's not gonna work on me-
Link: They're heavily scented?
Takora: NO WAY.
At this point my internet crashed 2 times and this was the most recent fucking saved draft on LJ and I'm tired of re-writing the rest of this update, so long story short: MC was incredibly fucking bugged and things happened that I couldn't reverse.
Like this bullshit. I contemplated quitting without saving, but the last time I had previous saved was when Aela and Athis grew into children :/
This is how I feel right now because I'm rewriting all of this for the third time.
Revyn:
Allow me to introduce you to Revyn's derp face.
Revyn: Man, I can't play on this slide. Girls will think I'm a dweeb if I play on kid's toys.
Revyn: BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUCKING FUN!
The family was really at the park because it was Valtyr's birthday!
It was obligatory to upload this photo.
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basically.
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Okay, that's it for this update. since I just added 2 GB of RAM to my laptop, there will definitely be an update including heir poll soon. Thank you for reading, lovelies.