Lucero 4.4
Are you ready for teenagers and death? 'cause..
It's comin'.
also
look who found her camera
If you guys cared about what i looked like them you're welcome (am I the only one who likes knowing what my livejournal/tumblr friends look like?)
ok legacy time now really.
Last time
Takora was a raging bitch and seemed to hate everything except for learning. The chemistry set exploded on everybody who dared to attempt using it. Jasper grew into a teenage hunk. Nasatasija invited Harrison (huxleys) over to bombard him with the fact that he was invited to, in fact, his own children's birthday party. In short, she dropped the 'you have twins' bomb on him.
Gnomes like to party in gardens.
Time for the oldest twins to grow up. I may not sound excited, but I was. I love this gen's genes. All three half-different genes because of multiple fathers.
During a children's birthday party? Stay classy, Tas.
Being the attention whore she is Zooey whipped out her guitar. God knows everybody dropped what they were doing to watch.
and this is why I delete cakes.
Takora: Time to blow this bitch up.
Takora: Do I look as shitty as I feel?
Blonde: How.. darling.
Blonde: Don't worry, I can take care of the trash.
Takora: This bitch.
Poor bby gained unlucky. He has the oddest combination of traits.
Her headshot is terrible. Usually my sims look better in CAS than gameplay, but she's the opposite. I also changed her hair back soon after this.
Takota: Play cool. Sexy. Suave.
Takora: A few more hours pretending I don't hate these idiots and I'm done.
Takora: Will this be the remainder of my life's plan?
It's mine, so most likely.
Amir: Look Zo, our baby's babies are growing up so fast. Looks like your good lucks are still being carried on.
Zooey: Do you think we'll be lucky enough to see our great grandchildren?
Amir: Of course we will. We've got all the time in the world.
Zooey: Promise?
Amir: Don't you believe me?
Zooey: Well, of course-
Amir: Good.
These two.
And then Zooey finally decided to get old. I seriously thought she would never age up and I'd have to on my own (WOULD NOT HAVE THE HEART TO).
Sessy grandma.
Then retirement came around.
Clapping while the confetti is actually falling is too mainstream for Zooey Schumacher.
Butler: Yeah, yetis!
Zooey: Babe, can I choose my birthday present?
Amir: Sure, what have you got in mind?
Amir: And she insisted I was the crazy one.
Zooey: So that's what woohoo in 2056 will be like.
Amir: Seems like a nice retirement to me.
Takota: You're such a bitch, Takora. And I don't know about everybody else, but I'm sick of dealing with it.
Takota: And I don't want to hear that 'I'm mommy's little pretty angel so I can do as I please' bullshit.
Takora: Don't get pissy because you don't have a face like mine and a chest like this to get you through life!
Takora: Being a kiss-ass and blabbing about how you want to be a music composer or a future starving artist to grandma won't keep you in this house forever.
Takora: And I am mommy's gorgeous angel, thank you.
Valencia: Takora is being a bitch. I should intervene.
Valencia: Hi Takota!
Takota: Hey, Val.
Valencia: Can I share a secret with you?
Takota: I'm listening.
Valencia: When I was a toddler, I'd name one of my dolls after Takora and then rip their heads right off!
The only achievement an unlucky sim can reach in his life: catching a goldfish.
Takora: 'No'? Do you want fired?
Butler: I'm sorry, miss. How is this?
Takora: Perfect.
Fuck the system, says Nasatasija. I'll sleep in my daughter's bed to get in the way, says Nasatasija.
Takota: I feel a draft.
Amir: GAS PRICES ROSE BY 46 CENTS LAST NIGHT!
Takota: Sweet Jesus!
Takota: Mom will never teach me how to drive at this point.
I never teach teenagers how to drive anyway but whatever.
Amir: What does he think he's doing back there.
Takota: I threw your Star Wars figurines out!
Amir: WHY DO I EVEN EXIST ANYMORE?
heyhey is anyone excited for the Star Wars 3D release because I am.
Nasatasija: God damnit Jasper, why did you have to miss the bus?
Jasper: You were blocking the doorway so I grabbed French Toast
Zooey what the fuck why is your hair blue why are you an adult what happened what the fuck EA can you do anything right. CAN YOU?
Rather than accidently creating messes by dropping bottles, Tas now purposely creates messes by catching her alcohol on fucking fire.
This is the closest I could get to a picture smiling for this chapter.
Amir: Son, do you think you could scadadle so I can showe-
Takota: No.
Takora: That's why the neighbors get in so late? Humans are vile.
This one photo sums up Valencia's entire childhood.
Zooey: Goopy carbonara.
Amir: You're holding up a line, dear.
Jasper: This will not be pretty.
Jasper: Please don't look at me, Gnome.
Gnome: Stanky ass.
This photo is just so cute and I'm still raging over how Zooey magically transformed back into an adult after her birthday.
The genius of this generation and she's doing homework twenty minutes before the bus comes.
Valencia: HAHAHAHA.
Valencia: Boo, whore! Get off stage!
God damn those whore chairs.
Just as horny in their elder days as when they were young.
Normal.
Takota: Why is there glitter on my homework?
Zooey: Don't question the circle of life, boy.
Takora: It would just be too much to ask for a normal day in this household.
Takora: Here comes my life-traumatizing moment.
Welcome back mother fucker
Takota snapped his neck as a coping mechanism.
/crying forever.
Amir's first autonomous action was to go into the music room.
Amir: It just ain't the same without you, babe.
Once he saw Grim, Jasper cackled for the first time in his life.
Way to be a band wagon fan, you little bastard of mine.
Takora: I feel weird inside. Almost like I have a heart somewhere deep inside this body of mine.
Takora: I must be getting weak and feeble.
Takora: How are you feeling, grandpa?
Amir: I miss her, I really do. But I know I'll see her again soon.
Takora: Now, with all due respect, allow me to kick your ass.
Amir: Bring it, brat.
Vinicius: Can't we all just get along?
The last picture of Zooey we have. And she's eating a piece of key lime pie. Cheers.
Well it's about damn time.
'SUP OBVIOUS OFFSPRING OF HARRISON HOW'S IT GOING?
I adore her. Look at that face how could I not. She's a friendly and eco-friendly aspiring author. Somebody just throw her in Starbucks with a Mac and a beanie and she'll be good to go.
I appreciate your facial structure.
Rolling the trait lucky, he also has a very odd set of traits.
I'm just gonna leave off here okay bye.
Next time, heir poll. Thank you all for reading ♥
Credits
Zooey Schumacher credit goes to aheadytale
Harrison Rosewater credit goes to huxleys