Lucero 2.4
Welcome to the fourth and final chapter of generation two, because it's heir poll time, yay! I'm so excited to get this generation over with. Not that I don't like the kids, I just can't wait for generation three.
Last time
I was a huge creep and nearly had one of the boys hit on a child until I realized she was a first cousin (oops), Jenna found out her passion was writing as a child, and Amir was a bit too childish for Cayden. Cosmo grew up and I couldn't stand the kid so I sent him to boarding school. Amir and Cayden grew up into very handsome teenagers. Jenna gained a very close friend who also had colorful hair named Ryan Schumacher (aheadytale). The adults all went on a free vacation, and Jenna blackmailed her brothers into inviting Ryan to the party for her by introducing his older sister Zooey (aheadytale) to Amir. Unfortunately, Zooey can't handle a party and ended up being the only teenager to pass out. Last, Jenna grew up to be a beautiful young teenage girl (raging with mood swings, eternal bitch face, and hormones).
We start off with Aleika battling her wrinkles.
Aleika: You sons of bitches, you better get the hell off my beautiful face!
Maid: Perhaps I shall clean the dishes in a different sink?
My self-sim has skin issues, apparently. I'm part Native American, not black, c'mon EA. Also, I'm knocked up by that old geezer. Fml.
(Nukpana, please dress.) I saw Mai at the Salon! She's such a bitch, I'm constantly getting SP pop-ups about her starting a fight with a townie. And cheating on Victor, but they're still together. She actually has a kid with someone else :/
I guess a Chinese tourist reminded Aleika of Lee, because a raging ball of fury was released.
Aleika: You damned Chinese! You think you're so great, huh, don't you? You think you can just walk all over us small town folk!
Tourist: I'm sorry ma'am I'm just visiting family!
She looks petrified. Poor thing.
Nukpana: I need a Hell of a vacation..
One hour later.
Aleika: Have you seen my grand childen? No, you haven't? Oh, you must, they're darling! Little prank-setting shits, but they're darling.
Nukpana: Mom, leave the innocent tourists alone.
Aleika: Shut the hell up, boy.
Cayden: What the hell are you doing?
Amir: Watching tv. What does it look like?
Amir: At this rate, I think I could stand here forever.
Cayden: HALP he's in my way.
Amir: If I never move, he won't be able to reach his bed, forcing me to win heir.. Oh this is brilliant. Too brilliant.
Did you not notice the urn on his dresser? Ariel, get out.
Ariel: Can't. Stealing wall-mounted fish.
He's right there ojiarj43iq4.
Look who came to visit~
I discovered when you enable full screen, the Sims runs.. so much smoother. I barely lag at all anymore. So with no lag, I installed Late Night, which made me extremely happy! The family got a hot tub, and of course Cayden was the first to use it.
Cayden: Omg lol did you hear.
Zooey: Omg gossip no way lol.
Jenna: Why is my older loser brother doing anything with the opposite gender more than me?
Go get Ryan. GO.
Amir: Jenna has had the biggest crush on your brother since they were kids but she's too scared to tell him lololol.
Zooey: Hmm. Interesting.
In other news, I just started eating a BTL, so please excuse any future typos!
Jenna: Hey Ryan. It's me, Jenna. I was wondering if you wanna hang out ... Oh, you can't? ... I guess that's cool. I'll see you tomorrow at school or something.
*Insert evil cackle*
Nukpana: I love playing video games when my daughter's ass is in the way!
I'm feeling eggcelent as well, Jenna's ass.
STOP BREAKING. PLEASE. STOP. BREAKING.
Jenna: Hey, Cayden, can I ask for some advice?
Cayden: Sure, sis. Just hop in the tub le Cayden.
Jenna: Don't name the tub after yourself.
Cayden: Shut up. What's on your mind?
Jenna: It's this guy, Ryan. The little brother of the chick Amir spends all his time with. I really I like him, and I've had a huge crush on him since we were both kids, but I just don't have the guts or time to see him. Every time I call him to invite him over, he always says he's busy or can't come over. What should I do?
Cayden: Let your big bro handle it, that's what.
Jenna: No, Cayden! I don't want you being a pes-
Cayden: Too bad.
Jenna: This is going to be so damn embarrassing.
Amir: So, Zooey, I've been thinking. And I mean thinking a lot about it.. And if you want, I'll give you time to think too, 'cause I don't want you to think I'm an asshole who thinks a lot but doesn't let other people get a chance to think, because thinking is importan-
Zooey: Spit it out, Amir.
Amir: Okay, so I like you a lot. Like, a whole big lot! You're the girl of my dreams, and I was wondering if you'd go out on a date with me. Just one date, and if it's a bust, it's a bust, and I'll never bother you again.
Zooey: Sure, Amir. You're a sweet guy. I wouldn't mind a date.
Cayden: Blue hair, blue hair, gotta find the only boy in town with blue hai- Who is that?
?: Hi, I'm Emme, and you're cute! Like, super cute! Your hair is awesome.
Emme: Did you like, get poisoned by krypton? Or sulfur? I'm Emme, by the way!
Cayden: I'm Cayden, nice to meet you. And actually, I got my purple hair from my mom. Hers was a natural blue, and that's actually a funny story. So imagine this, she's bungee jumping...
At the end of his date, a random old townie died. The guy behind him sobbed uncontrollably, but Amir just raged.
Zooey: I'm glad we had dinner, Amir. It made me really happy, and I've never got to spend time with you alone before.
Amir: I believe I can think of something that'll make you even happier.
Zooey: Oh?
♥♥♥♥!!
When it was time to go home, Cayden got a hug from Emme, and they were already good friends.
Ariel: Hell yeah! I win again?
Jenna: Damn.
Nukpana: My wife put me to shame.
Amir: So, since you seemed to have a good time tonight, would you be my girlfriend? If you say yes, I'll do my best to make every night for the rest of your life as perfect as tonight was.
Of course she said yes. ♥
AND THEN THIS POPPED UP A SECOND AFTER SHE SAID YES. YOU GUYS, YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT'S NOT CUTE.
If you say it's not cute I'm kicking you in the face.
Nukpana: HAY GUISE COME ON STORY TIME.
Co-worker: Smile and walk away.
Such an attractive face.
Nukpana: Once upon a time this nasty ogre I once worked with before I fired her because I'm ranks higher than her, and she would not stop bitching. She was so rude, she didn't even applaud when I told the greatest pun of all time. Well, you know what I said to her? I said, "Fuck you!" and she started to come onto me, and I nearly puked.
Nukpana: Oh, it was horrifying! So horrifying, I still cry to this night.
So, Cosmo came home. I must admit, he's pretty good looking, but he's still so god damn boring I don't still don't care. Why did he come home?
Because the family moved across town, and I finally had room for him.
Initiate house tour:
I'm not good at outsides of houses. Siding and roofing just aren't my thing.
Entry way.
Straight ahead, a hangout/reading corner. The white door leads to Aleika's room (which will be Nukpana and Ariel's one day), and the sliding doors lead to a bathroom.
Dining table. Look, 8 chairs! Everybody can finally fit at the table at once.
Kitchen.
Television and gaming area. Pretty much a lounge area. The door to the right leads to the sun room and outside.
Art supplies for Aleika and future artists. The first white door on the right leads to the nursery, and the room at the very end of the hallway is Ariel and Nukpana's suite.
Across the hallway, spare room. Cosmo lives here for now (I'm horrible).
Second spare room.
- With an awesome view, yes?
Aleika's room.
It looks like the laundry gnome already made himself at home.
Look, an elevator! I know they're a huge waste of time and they take forever to use, but they take up so much less space than stairs.
Downstairs hangout room for kids/teens, since only their rooms are down here.
I'm pretty jealous, I must admit.
I figure I might as well show you one of the bathrooms.
Jenna's room for now. It would have more beds, but so far there's only been one girl every generation.
The boys' room, which I am officially in love with. It's just so blue and nerd-ish, I love it.
I felt Portal 2 posters fit their room. I love Portal ♥
Outside. Not very impressive since I was running low on funds.
And that's it. I plan on this being the house for a while, but with my OCD, I get so tired of houses so fast, so we'll see how long the family resides in this shack.
Nukpana seems to enjoy it.
Aleika: You don't like the house? WHY DON'T YOU LIKE IT?! We did absolutely nothing for this house, you better be grateful for all of it!
Cayden: Grandma, I didn't say anythi-
Aleika: GRATEFUL.
Amir: YOU GUYS, I'M TIRED AND YOU'RE IN THE WAY OF MY PLATE.
Jenna: Amir, shut up, please.
Cayden: Amir..
Amir: But you're in my waayyy.
Amir: What is a boy to do?
You're so damn cute boy.
Cosmo still gaming all by himself.
Jenna: God, you smell like a dumpster. What's your name? Do you even live here?
Cosmo: I hate my life.
This update of the Lucero family is brought to you by Aleika yelling in anger at the tv.
She's also still battling those wrinkles. You're still beautiful bby.
Despite obviously not talking and woohoo'ing as much as they did when they were a young couple, Nukpana and Ariel still spend a large majority of time pretty much always in the same room as each other.
Jenna brought this home from a field trip. Meaning three mysterious gnomes, one Chinese gnome, an Egyptian gnome, and one inventing gnome.
LOOK WHO CAME OVER OJI4ATJOA FINALLY.
Jenna: Alright, I got this. Breathe, in, out. This is nothing. I got this!
Jenna: Oh god I do not have this..
.. Note that Jacobi and Alicia turned into young adults (!!) a few days before this.
Amir: Oh, me. I'm just standing out here. For no reason at all, I assure you. I'm not intervening my little sister being alone outside with a guy. Nope.
Amir: YAY I'M IN THE WAY!
Jenna: Amir, go inside.
Cosmo: Love me yet?
No.
Jenna: Ryan, have you been mad at me? You never seem to wanna hang out.
Ryan: No, I've been working my ass off at work. Sorry about that.
Jenna: Okay, well I'm just gonna spit this out so.. I really like you. And I have since we were kids.
Ryan: I really like you too, Jenna. But I gotta go.
Seriously. Right before she asks him out, he leaves with this pissy ass look on his face. I SHOULD BE THE ONE WEARING THAT FROWN, NOT YOU.
Jenna: I absolutely hate my life.
So do I.
Amir: I smell my plan working.
Thank you for that.
Nukpana: Damn it, mom! You're supposed to pity your son and let me win.
Aleika: The hell if I am. You're going down.
Ariel: So, you think you can defeat me, so-called "wise one"?
Ariel: Oh, such a sneaky tactic you have!
Ariel: But you'll never outsmart Ariel Lucero.
...
NO. NO. AND NO.
Ariel reached level 10 logic. She could finally teach other people skills, so she starts on none other than Nuk.
Ariel: See.. people think begging is the way to climb your way up to the top in life..
Ariel: But the truth is rat poison and arsenic gets you a hell of a lot further.
Nukpana: What in God's name did I marry?
Cayden: Can you believe this bitch?
Amir: How dare she. That was my juice. My juice.
Cosmo: I'll sic a dragon on her.
Cosmo: YOU ARE SUCH A SHITTY MAID. First you don't clean anything, and my family can deal with that, but then you drink our juice. That shit isn't cool.
Cosmo: Don't get me wrong, you are hot, and I will dream about you tonight, but you're fired.
Seriously. He rolled this wish right after diring her.
Maid: Oh dear god, please keep me out of your dreams.
She's.. very pretty. I love her nose so much. I may hook Cosmo up with her hmm.
Cosmo: I wonder if she secretly wants to get closer to me.
Jenna: It's like a T-Rex. Don't look it in the eyes, and it'll go away.
This is the only way the family knows how to bond.
Cayden: I can't wait until I'm big and buff like dad!
Nukpana: Doubt it, son. I'm a hunk.
I think Aleika is getting a bit senile, I'll send her off to do something, and I'll find her doing something completely different. :( Most of the time, it's reading some kind of cooking book.
Malikai and Jessica had another kid! This is a boy, named Franco I believe? He looks like he'll be a clone of his dad.
I'm not sure about what's going on with the gnomes.
Cayden: I have to piss so damn bad but I can't because there's fucking ghosts on our property.
So I accidently spawned a poltergeist job on the lot. Fml.
Aleika: I love when the kids are gone at school.
I'm sure they're glad they're not at home to witness this too.
Time for the boys' birthday. They grow up so fast.
Quick, look at the top right corner.
Smooth, Jenna.
So smooth.
What the fuck is that face? Duck face? NOT IN THIS LEGACY.
No.
Cayden's first.
Jenna: YAY CAKE I LOVE CAKE.
Aleika: What's wrong with that girl?
I'm not sure why his name and traits are two different fonts.. But DAMN, look how thick is neck is. That's what happens when you spend half of your teenage life working out constantly. Cayden's gorgeous as expected ♥
You guys have no idea how excited I was for Amir. I was like "GO AMIR YOU CAN DO IT BABY YOU'LL BE GORGEOUS, I KNOW IT".
lol such big ears. But oh how I love those ears. I forgot to get a CAS picture of him. I suck. But hey, I got all of their traits. Is that good enough for you guys?
He's so handsome ♥ just like his dad.
That's it for this chapter. Thank you guys for reading.
Oh, don't forget to vote in the heir poll! Cosmo isn't in it, just in case you didn't expect that. He's just so boring to play :/
Credit
Ariel Ocean goes to pullingtricks
Zooey Schumacher goes to aheadytale
Ryan Schumacher goes to aheadytale
Emme Smith goes to carter_sims