lucero 2.1
Warning: Language, WooHoo, birthdays, babies, and my sense of humor.
Boyfriend is now in a deep coma and the doctors aren't sure if he'll ever wake up. Also, this new textbar is freaking me out. Excuse me if I fuck anything up.
Last time
I don't really remember.. ugh.. Ailbe and Aleika started to hate each other and bitched at each other for everything. Ailbe's asshole boyfriend was an asshole on her birthday, Nukpana beat the shit out of him, and then Ailbe dumped him. Ailbe grew up gorgeous and tugged yanked on my heart strings. Malikai fished a lot, naturally being Malikai. Victor was a huge snob who only loved himself and his girlfriend Mai, who he is still going steady with. Ailbe met Eli and they had a baby whom was named Jacobi, and she stumbled upon a teenager named Ariel who had awesome blue hair and elf ears and I snagged her for Nukpana, and now they're forever in love. And that's all she wrote. Ugh, sorry. My humor. Let's just get on with this.
This new textbar is already pissing me the fuck off. It's pretty much impossible for me to correctly insert a picture the first attempt. Anyway, this is all Ailbe does. She refuses to acknowledge Jacobi's existance, which I'm guessing is because he's Ailbe's child :/
Nukpana: No, Jacobi, stop chewing on the block. Just put it in this hole.
Jacobi: The fuck you saying?
Victor: I don't want it. This cake means adulthood, and adulthood means responsibility I'm not up for.
Nukpana: What the fuck is wrong with that girl?
Uh, you guys. Victor got hot. He gained hopeless romantic as his last trait, which I find funny against snob.
jfoiskajfi4jtq I didn't notice his eyes were closed until now ugh kill me please somebody. Fuck you Malikai, you're so handsome too. He gained eco-friendly as his last trait. He reminds me of such a hippie.
Mai: I don't think this was supposed to happen.
Nukpana: Yaay, fire!
Malikai: Ow fuck, Eli! You're elbowing me in the face!
Eli: I DON'T CARE, THERE'S A FIRE!
Mai: I'm so torn on what to be more worried about!
Nukpana: My inheritance is at stake again!
I'd be more worried about the way your wrist is twisted, personally.
Ailbe: Yaay! Happy times.
Aleika: What the fuck are you so cheery about?
Victor is not a happy Victor.
Eli is super dad, jsyk. He's constantly spamming me with wants for Eli. And to woohoo with Ailbe. But those are two very different stories.
Nukpana: Hey Jacobi, do I make an awesome monkey or what?
Jacobi: I think Fluffy would be a better monkey..
Victor and Malikai graduated. Woo.
The amount of dirty laundry is fucking ridiculous. This and the downstairs combined had 12 dirty piles laying around ugh.
Aleika: Oh, the dirty! It's just too much for my little old heart to stand!
Ailbe: Hold on, Eli. I have something I've wanted to do for a very long time.
Ailbe: Marry me, Eli?
He laughed and said no :(
Ailbe: Why not? Don't you love me, Eli?
Eli: I do, Ailbe. I'm just not ready for marriage. The second I am, I'll tell you.
Ailbe: Promise?
Eli: Of course.
Then this robber walked by the house at like 2 am.. Yeah, keep walking.
Aleika: My son is about to throw his entire life away.
Victor: I've only ever had eyes for you, Mai. Will you marry me?
She obviously said yes. How could you refuse that magnificent derp face Victor has going on?
Seriously, at this point, I'm about to throw my fucking laptop at the wall. I hate this new text layout. I'm seriously considoring leaving LiveJournal over this shit.
Ailbe: God, she's so nasty.
Aleika: Look how fat she looks in that shirt.
You didn't believe me about Aleika ignoring Jacobi so much until now, didn't you?
Another srs pillow fight in the household.
Nukpana: HAH! You lose! You're a loser!
Ariel: Wtf?
Lesson In Romantics #1: Pillow fights are obvious turns on for teenager, and leads to pre-martial sex. See above for details.
So cute. Slay me.
Aleika: Not that I'm trying to rush you or anything son, but have you even though about looking for a girl to settle down with? Maybe, oh maybe, popping out a few grandchilden for me to awe over and brag about?
Malikai: ....
There comes a time where everything breaks in a legacy household. (Ps, enjoy pregnant Ailbe eating a cheesesteak. You're welcome.)
Yeah.. we're at that point of time. I'm not happy about it.
Eli: Oh, god. I hope nobody saw that. Aww, my shoes are gonna be all sticky now!
Malikai: I'm too happy to care!
Oh, Ailbe. I'm going to miss you the most, you insane, quirky girl.
Our last pet fish died because I'm satan's spawn and I can't remember to feed anything, on the sims or in real life. This is a shark, which is much more badass than a goldfish anyway. Its name is Iceland. That's right, Iceland. Learn to love it.
Malikai: Oh, sneaky are we, butterfly? Well no fear! For I will catch you anyw-
Malikai: It got away :(
You are the definitely of adorable. I will miss you most, my little Malikai <3
I was tired of only finding fugs, so I popped this sim into town for him to love on, and they got along perfectly. Her name is Jessica though, which creeps me out, seeing as that's my name :/
BABY TIME!
Nukpana loves Jacobi btw. He's also constantly rolling wishes to snuggle and hold him. So fucking evil, Nukpana. You never cease to wow me.
Nukpana: You're gonna be an evil little man just like me, aren't you little Jacobi? You can even be my little minion. You've got the good looks from your uncle, you lucky dog.
Break the TV, then place a whoopee cushion in the couch.. fuck you too.
Ailbe had a girl, by the way :p her name is Sandy, which explains all the brown/yellow. I don't put effort into spare baby names, okay?
Eli: You know, I just remembered something..
Ailbe: Eli, what are you doing?
Eli: Well, I made this promise not too long ago you see..
Eli: You and the kids are the three greatest things I've ever done in my life, and I couldn't be happier. Will you marry me, Ailbe?
She did the typical squealing and said yes, of course.
Nukpana: Can't you just stay here for a bit longer? Or maybe forever! You can even have the room I'm supposed to keep if you want. And there's enough room in the nursery, you won't ever have to go.
Ailbe: Nuk, I have to go live my life with Eli. And I'd hate to take up space that should be used for your kids. Besides, mom has been laying on hints about me moving out pretty thickly. I'll call you every chance I get.
Malikai: Jessica, I've never really liked a girl like I do you before, and I don't want to take the chance on finding out if I ever will again.. be my girlfriend and move in with me?
You can guess what this means.
She is adorable and I love her. End of story.
Oblige shot of Nukpana's daily cackling.
Ariel rolled the wish to cut/dye her hair, and I'm seriously convinced that she could pull of whatever hair style/color. She is adorable, omg.
Even adorable as she's rolling her eyes at homework. I feel you, Ariel.
Aww, look at Jessica, being all cute and doing laundry.
Fuck you.
I turned off high free-will after this.
Ariel: Bitch destroying nearly the only thing I enjoy in this hell hole.
Aleika: Yay mushroom!
Aleika: Hmm, why isn't it going of-
Aleika: Fuck me.
What, you don't celebrate turning elderly while singed and in your panties/bra?
Sigh.
Aleika: Look at this pimp spin I can do with my cane.
Jessica: Miss Lucero, I know we've hardly even held a full conversation together before, but I was wondering if I could ask for your son's hand in marriage.
Aleika: Oh, my! I've never felt so appreciated with my own opinions. Nobody has ever shown me respect like this. Of course you can marry my Malikai.
Jessica: OMGYAYTY.
Jessica: Wait, I should probably tell you I'm also pregnant, and he doesn't know yet.
Aleika: Le gasp. My first grandchild!
Aleika: Hello little fetus, you're going to be the best grandbaby ever, aren't you?
Jessica: Okay, I have a lot to spit out. First of all.. I asked your mother, and she granted me permission to ask for your hand in marriage. Also, I think I'm pregnant.
Malikai: I'm gonna be a daddy!
Malikai: What's that, little baby? You want me to ask your mommy what?
Ps Aleika, you're super cute. Please don't die.
LOL. Despite having level 8 athleticism, Nukpana is the worst trampoline jumper I've ever seen.
Nukpana: Oh fuck, my back!
Malikai: Be mine, pretty please? The baby even wants you to say yes, so you kinda have to.
Obviously, she said yes. Even though she was starving. Or about to pass out. I don't care at this point.
With Malikai and Jessica out of the house, that only left Aleika, Nukpana, and Ariel. Which meant Nukpana and Ariel finally had enough space for their own bedroom. I bought a hover bed. Why? Because I'm god, that's why.
I love their room to pieces. I'm pretty sure I added even more clutter, as impossible as it looks.
I think Aleika is getting senile. I sent her out for books, and an hour later I found her trying to charm the snake and failing.
I got too lazy for a birthday cake party.
As expected, she grew up stunning. LOOK AT HER PULLING OFF THAT PURPLE HAIR LIKE A BOSS. Also, I only wrote her 'dislikes children' trait because that's the only one I can remember, because I'm a bitch and I think it's funny. Hating children when you belong to a legacy family? You're so fucked.
Nukpana: Whoa mom. Watch how close you get with that thing.
Brb, need a mop for the drool puddle.
Birhday sex. Make me sexy babies pls.
Graduation time. Nukpana was voted most likely to have a big family. LOL POOR ARIEL.
Ariel was voted most likely to be arrested, which made me lol.
I sent Aleika over to Malikai and Jessica's house since I had gotten a notification of their baby being born (whose name I forget). She's an obvious clone of her daddy, I'm hoping they pop out a baby that has a bit more of Jessica in it xD
Le pop.
Oblige shot of Nukpana cackling #2.
lolhi you're cute.
Nukpana: I think I can hear it like, gurgling and stuff, you know?
Nukpana: Did you plan on ever telling my mom you're pregnant?
Ariel: I was actually avoiding that, but now that it's at your attention, I'll go do that now.
Aleika: See, and there's little Camille, doesn't she just have the squishiest cheeks? And there's Ian, he's a cutie, he looks just like his grandma! I hope you're picking up these hints, because I'm laying them on pretty thick.
Ariel: Actually, Aleika, I came in here to tell you I'm expecting.
Aleika: Sweet. You kids don't wait to jump each other's bones now days, do you?
This picture pretty much sums up Ariel's pregnancy. MOST BORING PREGNANCY EVER. Nukpana was at work every day, and they bonded over video games, Aleika's food, and gossiping. They're total bffs now.
Such a bad mofo. This is also the family's first car btw. I don't invest in vehicles often.
Pretty normal for a member of the Lucero family.
Most ridiculous labor, anyone?
OMG PURPLE HAIRED BABY. This child just screams Ariel. He has her eyes, hair, and you can't see them but pointy ears <3
I've never had identical twins before, and these two are as alike as can be except hair/eye color.
And that's all she wrote. Sorry, I had to use that line again. And once again, I'm sorry if the text and lines are all fucked up, but this new textbar is seriously fucking with my mind and I am not happy about it. Not. Happy. GO BACK TO THE OLD TEXTBAR, LIVEJOURNAL. I'm about to boycott this shit. Also, thank you for reading!
By the by, Aleika, Victor, and Malikai are all up for download since I had requests.